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Footballer pushes a giant football up the hill.
'They think it's Andover - it is Slough!'
'If it makes you feel any better, when I was your age, bullies used to put a 'Kick Me' sign on my back, too.'
Sepp fashions the new FIFA strip....
'Very nice, Sven, but I'm not sure it will fool the fans.'
"He's in training for the Rugby World Cup."
"I'm just hoping to make it to the Final Four."
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"It's never too late to change your mind."
'The law is all about planning.'
'The World Cup is just a chance for overpaid, spoilt dilettantes to prance around at the fans' expense...and that's just the Fifa officials!'
'I'm just putting the final touches to my world cup preparations...'
'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'
'I'm leaving you for someone who ignores me to watch Wimbledon!'
'Right, now this is what we call a 'football' and the 'players' will be kicking it!'
Red Card - Gold Card.
'I wish Nick Clegg had withdrawn Ukraine's goal.'
Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'
'I can tell by the look on your face that your mind is somewhere else today.'
'The world cup came and went. Now let's get back to American-made sports...'
England flag wheelchair.
Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.