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'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'
'I used to fetch the newspaper, now I just access it online and print it up.'
"You should stay offline, son. Nobody likes Internet trolls."
'I'm held accountable for my diagnoses by the friends in my chat room.'
'I'm in a chat room with one oof the guys in the castle... he's really quite nice.'
Last nail in the coffin of print media
Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.
Two tennis players playing over computer that says 'The Net'.
"Warhol said 15 but for us it's nearer 2."
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"Tidy up yer website, gov?"
Internet Privacy Overturned
'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'
Snowman half melted, computer lies on the floor. Other snowman says: 'I warned you about using that laptop.'
'It was easy being a tooth fairy until kids discovered they could get more for it on eBay.'
The hermit has relocated...
Man using internet search engine: 'I'm trying to find myself,'
Cricketer at computer - Net Practice
'The web is a great educational tool for wine lovers. Right now, Jim is learning how much his brother spent on the bottle he gave for his birthday.'
'How'd you like to sign up for our online service and convert all your junk mail to spam?'
Second united church of the internet: Make Jesus your screen savior
'What I like about working for Castle.com is the long term stability.'
'The home E-commerce business is doing well, but he misses his little friends at the office.'
'As a member of the worldwide web, I would like to officially welcome you to Earth.'
My Journey Through The Internet, Day 1: The way is blocked by a Gates Gang.
Dog at computer. Man says: 'He's a whizz at data retrieval.'