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'When you said you were wearing designer jeans, I didn't know they were designed by Goodyear.'
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Connor sports his new Silly String shirt.
'Nice try with the scraggly outfits. However, I saw you pull up in the 2007 Mercedes CL 550'
'This way nobody can pinch me since I didn't have anything green to wear.'
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Dale sports his new Chia shirt.
"You might consider new socks as well."
'My trousers have holes in them.'
'All my men wear English leather.'
'Mom puts lipstick on so Dad knows where to kiss.'
You're only as old as you look.
'Yeah, I guess I have kind of let it go.'
'I knew when we started charging carry-ons...'
'You all know about our recent change of management - Now I'd like you to meet our new buyer...'
'Have you anything to counteract a fat middle-aged, careworn exterior?'
His and Hers Clothing
'I wish i had shares in Gabardine.'
"This is employee model 1972! Slightly worn, not to bright, but still useful for easy tasks! We will replace this model with a new one next year!"
Warning: Slippery slope of over-used metaphors ahead (majestic pines, crystal streams, etc.). Writers are advised to take alternate path.