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"O.K., I'm sitting. What is it?"
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John W. Wilson 1949-2009 - Forgot to ask his doctor everything he wanted to ask him.
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"What if I get wet? Or sandy? I don't work well in the sun?"
The pessimist and the paranoid
"I don't think you're getting enough stress."
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"Charlie, it's us, your teammates. We're here to help you. The other team's getting an awful lot of hits and we're worried."
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'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'
Things That Aren't Problems At All That I Worry About the Most
"Now that I have prefrontal cortex, I worry about everything."
Tags:prefrontal cortex, evolution, evolving, evolutions, homosapien, homo sapien, homo-sapien, homosapiens, neanderthal, neanderthals, cavemen, caveman, prehistoric, prehistory, theory of evolution, darwin, darwinism, charles darwin, therapist, therapists, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, brain development, therapy, shrink, shrinks, worrier, worriers, worry, worries, worrying
Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.
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And on the seventh day, God obsessed about what he did wrong on the first six days.
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Past, Present, Future Thoughts
CBD Oil for Neurotics
"When did you first become aware of this imagined 'plot to get you,' Mr. Potter?"
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"No, no, that's not a sin, either. My goodness, you must have worried yourself to death."
"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."
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"O.K. Which one of you worried well is the most worried?"
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"I don't like the looks of this!"
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"This is where I get most of my negative thinking done."
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The reassurer: the magazine for chronic worriers
"It's not fair that I have to get up and live the day I already had nightmares about."
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'I'm going to prescribe an anti-anxiety cream. You have worry warts.'
Now playing... everything you said at the party.
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