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St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display
"I meant 'go and make disciples' after the sermon, Bob."
"Hey, you're preaching to the choir."
"Ever get the feeling the all-powerful one is just mocking us?"
"And now The Reverend Higgins will beat the love of God into each and every one of you."
Why there are no church hecklers.
'They're very advanced. They pray to a god called 'Dow Jones.''
Please follow safe worship practices.
'I'm told the natives are quite technologically advances here - they worship Mark Zuckerberg.'
"Well, you can tell they were sun worshippers. Look at that tan line!
"Today's message really convicted me Preacher. Good thing church is only once a week."
"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."
"What do you mean the message wasn't directed at me, the Pastor said my full name three times!"
'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'
Church for sports worshipers.
'Happy LXI birthday to you, happy LXI birthday...'
Usually, the sacrifices offered by the tribe of beaver worshipers were left untouched. However Pinocchio wasn't to be so fortunate.