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"This is not going to help my Messianic complex, doctor."
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"God must have been very pleased."
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"This gives my confidence a real boost."
Tags:royalty, royal, royals, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, confidence, crown, crowns, confident, confidence, self-confidence, self-confident, self-esteem, esteem, esteemed, king, kings, boost, boosts, bow, bows, bowing, scrape, scrapes, scraping, worship, worships, worshiping, worshipping, dictator, dictators, dictatorship
"It's our time of Thanksgiving."
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"We should never have started offering it potato chips!"
"Randy, what's this ghastly idea of yours to stop worshiping money?"
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"No sacrifices until you buy the idol, sir."
"I wonder if we could allow women a greater role in religion other than as sacrifices?"
Tags:god, gods, homicide, human sacrifice, religion, religions, religious, women, men, superstitious, murder, murders, murderers, murderer, ritual, rituals, sacrifice, sacrifices, volcano, volcanoes, death, dying, dead, killed, kill, killers, killer, die, worship, worshipping, history, historic, historians, historian, women's rights, equality, equal rights
"My parents are members of a tiny cult that worships me."
"How do you like our Wednesday-night get-togethers?"
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'The words ‘in conclusion' always generate profound appreciation when Fred makes a presentation.'
"We wish you gave us enough sense to avoid all this cholesterol, salt and all these additives."
Tags:saying grace, grace, worship, cholesterol, salt, added salt, additive, additives, prayer, prayers, pray, praying, worshiping, worship, worshipping, dinner, dinners, meal, meals, faith, faiths, giving thanks, healthy eating, healthy living, healthy food, modern life, cholesterol level, cholesterol levels, self restraint, self control
'Kids, let's pause and give thanks to that higher power that keeps this family together...our internet service provider.'
Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.
High tech idolatry arrives in the Maldives, 1922.
'They're all involved in the decision-making process.'
'He's done well considering he was just a part-time summer intern.'
"Is nothing sacred?"
Worshipping the free market...
'Tell Marketing the feedback on new logo and brand name is all positive.'
'That's really not necessary, gentlemen, but it doesn't hurt.'
'Today's national Atheist day.' 'I don't believe it.'
'You're right. It's not workin' for me. Thanks, Dr. Phil.' God finally admits there's a problem.
"Looks like your sacrifice fly wasn't enough to appease the Gods."
Tags:sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrifice fly, sacrifice flies, flyout, fly out, flies out, flying out, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, batter, batters, appease, appeasement, appease the gods, appeasing the gods, volcano, volcanoes, volcanic eruption, volcanic eruptions, primitive, primitive religion, primitive religions, worship, worships, worshiping, worshipping