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"From nine until one, you'll be getting nothing done. From one until five, you'll be asking yourself how that was possible."
Tags:office drone, office drones, office worker, office workers, worker, workers, white collar, job, jobs, desk jockey, desk jockeys, cubicle, cubicles, corner office, corner offices, skive, skives, skiving, do-nothing, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, procrastination, screw around, screwing around, useless, uselessness, worthless, worthlessness
For Emergency Use Only
Tags:husband, husbands, emergency, emergencies, in case of emergency, break glass, use as needed, using as needed, married life, married lives, ignore, ignores, ignoring, spouse, spouses, wife, wives, long-term relationships, communication breakdown, communication breakdowns, useless, uselessness, worthless, worthlessness, self-esteem, low self-esteem
"You know neither one of you guys has ever been worth a damn in a crisis."
Tags:crisis, crises, useless, uselessness, worthless, worthlessness, employee, employees, coworker, coworkers, colleague, colleagues, co-worker, co-workers, damage control, play, plays, playing, mess around, messes around, messing around, head in the clouds, insult, insults, insulting, tell off, tells off, telling off, scold, scolds, scolding
Two doors, 'The U.S. Patent Office ' and 'Office of Totally Worthless Ideas.'
"I just have this feeling that if I drove off a cliff, nobody would really miss me."
Tags:croutons, crouton, optional extra, optional extras, pointless, pointlessness, worthless, worthlessness, truck driver, truck drivers, surplus to requirement, surplus to requirements, niche job, niche jobs, modern life, delivery, delivery man, delivery men, delivery truck, snack, snacks, soup, soups, salad, salads
"But you're broken, now we need to bring in some young people."
Tags:fire, fired, firing, firings, layoff, layoffs, laid off, laying off, boss, office, offices, manager, managers, management, broke, broken, replace, replaces, replacement, replacements, young person, youth, youthful, ageism, ageist, ageists, old age, grow old, grows old, growing old, useless, uselessness, worthless, worthlessness
"None of this seems to be doing me any good at all!"
Tags:buddhist, buddhists, buddhist monk, buddhists monks, second thought, second thoughts, enlightened, enlightening, enlightenment, cellphone, cellphones, material good, material goods, meditate, meditates, meditation, meditating, useless, uselessness, worthless, worthlessness, doubt, doubts, doubter, doubters, doubtful
"Nobody knows anything."
"You're not just another employee to me, Henderson --You're also my useless, no good son-in-law!"
A man on an island has all the money he wants but no food.
Robert tried the Heimlich Maneuver on a choking man.
"My husband is spineless."
Tags:bravery, courage, cowards, cowardice, bragging, boastful, boastfulness, fishes, squid, fish, animals, squids, shark, predator, predators, prey, brave, braves, sharks, daring, heroism, valor, jealousy, worthlessness, envy, insecurity, showing off, gloating, chivalry, chivalrous, resentfulness, inferiority, inferiority complex, inadequacy, uselessness, ineptness, weakness, shortcomings, fear, spineless, fearfulness, nervousness, apprehension, fearlessness
"I know it won't float - it's not finished yet!"
'You shouldn't feel alone and isolated in your self-loathing. Personally, I can't stand you, either.'
'Everyone thinks I'm a worthless bum for moving back in with the parents, but my 'How To Manipulate Your Parents' blog is earning me a fortune!'
'Wagner, if I paid you what you're worth, you'd be working for nothing!'
"This book has given me the confidence to do what I have to do...to say what I have to say!"
"I know what you're thinking...but I think I'm good at what I do."
'My name's Bond, worthless Government Bond.'
"You know, just because something is old doesn't mean it has value."
'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'
You think you have feelings of worthlessness? You ought to see my portfolio!
'Of course this product is completely useless! The deal is, you pay me for keeping the lousy thing!'
"Of course you're a failure, Alf - they wouldn't even accept your body for medical research!"
Tags:failure, worthless, dead body, accept, acceptance, decline, medical research, research, medical, medicine, living will, living wills, will, wills, last will and testimony, failures, worthlessness, fail, fails, failure, failures, medical researcher, medical researchers, medical scientist, medical scientists, medical science