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'You say it's a sharp, stabbing pain. Hmmmm... Sharp... Stabbing pain.'
"Sorry, but I don't do stitches anymore. All stitches are now handled by Local 405 over at Bellevue."
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'What did I do to deserve this?...Oh great, now my guts are everywhere.'
"There's no point in our being friends if you won't let me fix you."
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Tags:work-related injury, work-related injuries, injury, injuries, injured, accident, accidents, matador, matadors, bullfighter, bullfighters, bullfighting, bull, bulls, spear, speared, spearing, puncture, punctures, wound, wounds, wounded, doctor, doctors, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, accident, accidents, impaled
'Shall I call an ambulance or will you walk alongside?'
"Does it hurt when I do this?"
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, examination, examinations, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, knife, knives, stab, stabbing, sword, swords, hurt, pain, painful, injury, injuries, stomach, abdomen, wound, wounds, stupid question, stupid questions, dumb question, dumb questions
"His wife and family will decide on the course of treatment, but, as his ex, feel free to open up a few old wounds."
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American Football injuries
Tags:football, footballer, footballers, football player, american, american football, american footballs, american footballer, american football player, injury, injuries, damage, damaging, wound, wounded, trauma, hurt, hurts, traumas, shoulder, separated shoulder, dislocated, a.c.l. tear, acl tear, anterior cruciate ligament, danger, dangerous, danger, harm, harming, harmed, sport, sports, health, health issues
"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."
Tags:friend, friends, friendship, companion, companionship, gossip, gossiping, gossips, trauma, traumatic, wound, wounded, wounds, reasurrance, reassuring, counsel, counsellor, counselling, help, helping, helpful, salt, salt in the wound, worse, make it worse, making it worse, not helping, unhelpful, unhelpfully, girl, girls, girl code, catty, cattiness, coffee, coffee date, exacerbate, toxic, toxicity, toxic friendship
'Sleep on your stomach.'
"This time, she went too far."
Tags:bar, bars, drinks, drinking, pub, pubs, cocktail lounge, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, bar conversation, bar conversations, bull, bulls, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship difficulty, relationship difficulties, dating troubles, dating, bullfighter, bullfighting, bullfight, matador, matadors, spear, spears, injury, injuries, too far, gone too far, going too far, revenge, wound, wounds, wounded, anger, angry
'Lately, I've been feeling old and worn down.' 'Time wounds all heels.'
'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'
Time wounds all heels.
"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."
'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood...'
"Your HMO won't cover this so I'm going to rub some salt in these wounds."
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"You're holding it wrong!"
"Nothing to worry about, I just need to make a small incision to..."
"Just take a seat, Mr. Bern. You're acting as if you were the only one here who's been shot."
Tags:waiting room, waiting rooms, gun shot, gunshot, gunshots, shooting victim, shooting victims, gun crime, gun crimes, dramatics, melodrama, melodramatic, melodramas, receptionist, receptionists, unsympathetic, a&e, doctor's office, doctors office, a & e, medical emergency, medical emergencies, gun victim, wound, wounds, wounded, gunshot wound, gunshot wounds, entitled, entitlement, american healthcare, united states healthcare, healthcare system, healthcare systems, emergency room, emergency rooms, hospital, hospitals
The world moves into 2017 bleeding and broken.
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'At least he's making an effort to match the curtains.'
'Dying doesn't scare me - it's you people.'