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'I'm giving mostly gift certificates this year, so I wrap them with junk from the garage to throw people off track.'
'I just can't believe the amount of packaging there is these days.'
Christmas Rappers. . .
"I'm worried about Jimmy. He lacks social skills, craves approval, and is obsessed with repetitive tasks. We should take him to a doctor."
As evolution progressed, humans developed a forefinger talon to open CD wrappers.
'I'll need those seven empty candy bar wrappers you threw on the floor for the scanner.'
'This box usually yields one or two sensible suggestions,four or five stupid ideas,ten to twenty immoral suggestions and several hundred candy wrappers.'
'Fancy watching a DVD? I got the shrinkwrap off.'
The cat toy for which you paid $15.