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'I'm giving mostly gift certificates this year, so I wrap them with junk from the garage to throw people off track.'
"It's for my mother. Just wrap it in an envelope with return postage."
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"Twenty dollars? Who does it-Christo?"
A snake attempts to wrap a present
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'Nice iron. Your wife will love it. While I wrap it, you might want to go over to sporting goods and pick out a helmet.'
Russian Doll Christmas
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'Keep the wrapping.You can't return it without the original packaging.'
"It's a special birthday, hon. I got your car washed."
Tags:birthday, birthdays, special birthday, special birthdays, happy birthday, special occasion, special occasions, celebration, celebrations, gift, gifts, present, presents, birthday gift, birthday gifts, birthday present, birthday presents, bow, bows, wrapping, wrapped, car wash, car washes, washing the car, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses
New York City Rodeo
'It's not that I don't like the product. I can't get it out of the package.'
'Aughhh! It's the wrapture!'
"Honey, I got a brand-new bow for our car!"
Tags:car, cars, new car, new cars, gift, gifts, present, presents, mislead, misleads, misleading, misled, anniversary, anniversaries, birthday, birthdays, bow, bows, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, letdown, letdowns, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, auto, automobile, automobiles, gift wrap, gift wraps, gift wrapping, wrapping, wrap up, wraps up, wrapping up
'Dairy herd for sale. Going out of business. All prices include cut and wrapped.'
'Would you like a wrap?'
Yo ho ho!
Make Your Own
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"That's the problem with buying a new cow. All this darn packaging!"
"I'm worried about Jimmy. He lacks social skills, craves approval, and is obsessed with repetitive tasks. We should take him to a doctor."
Tags:ocd, ocds, obsessive compulsive disorder, obsessive compulsive, obsessive compulsives, behavioural problem, behavioral problems, exploitation, exploiting, present, presents, gift, gifts, wrapping, wrapper, wrappers, christmas, wrappings, xmas, autistic, autism, asperger’s, aspergers, asperger’s syndrome
"Check your phone! Maybe there's a Christmas gift wrapping app on it!"
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As evolution progressed, humans developed a forefinger talon to open CD wrappers.
"You'll be wanting packet openers: scissors, sharp knife, dynamite?"
"This way up."