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"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, patio, patios, side-walk cafe, side-walk cafes, cafe, cafes, shopping, consumerism, hardware, plumbing, supply, supplies, hardware supplies, plumbing supplies, order, ordering, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, saw, saws, wrench, wrenches, pipe, pipes, screwdriver, screwdrivers, drill, drills, tool, tools, hardware store, hardware stores, plumbing store, plumbing stores, awning, awnings, sign, signs, signage, strange, unusual, odd
"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."
"It's a good thing you brought your car in when you did, my daughter needs braces."
"If all you have is a whatchamacallit then every problem looks like a thingamajig."
Tags:tool, tools, whatchamacallit, thingamajig, advice, cliche, cliches, quote, quotes, quotation, quotations, famous quote, famous quotes, plumber, plumbers, plumbing, work, wrench, right tool for the job, right tool, right tools, builder, builders, construction, construction worker, construction workers, construction work, sayings
'Let's watch 'Remember the Tightens!'' 'No! I want to watch 'I Love Loosey!''
"It's a poor craftsman who blames his tools - and in front of all the other tools."
Tags:house, home, yard, marriage, rehabbing, remodeling, yard work, home improvement, homeowner, rake, chainsaw, shovel, pests, raccoon, weeds, grass, crab grass, lawn mower, ladder, paint, painting, plastering, tools, wheelbarrow, grass seed, hedge clipper, porch, garage, tree, bush, driveway, hose, leaks, roof, shingle, siding, windows, sidewalk, leaves, gutter, wrench, screwdriver, plier, putty knife, sapling, hedges, chimney, tuck pointing, stairs, diy, do it yourself, garden, home, house, man, woman
'I know it's the thought that counts - what were you thinking?'
"You fool! I said I wanted a wench! A wench!"
Tags:birthday, birthdays, wrench, wrenches, wench, wenches, tool, tools, toolkit, toolkits, tool kit, tool kits, tool-kit, tool-kits, present, presents, gift, gifts, king, kings, mechanic, mechanics, royal, royals, royalty, royal family, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, misunderstood, mix up, mix ups, royal mistress, mistresses
'I certainly hope it doesn't take me as long to pay the bill as it did for you to get the part.'
"Watch your step - we're dealing with a professional here!"
'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'
'Go ahead and throw in the monkey wrench, Sims. The suspense is killing us.'
'Mom, I said if you want to live in this neighbourhood, keep a weapon at your disposal.'
Use the right tool for the right job. (Hammer? Wrench? - It's all good.)
'It'll flush fine now - once you get the knack of it.'
Mechanics price list.
'You idiot! I said bring me a wench!'
A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.
The Pocket Knife Tool Belt
"Uh...not to be bossy, but I wouldn't do it that way."
Tags:baldo, mechanic, mechanics, auto mechanic, auto mechanics, car mechanic, car mechanics, home repair, home repairs, do it yourself, doing it yourself, repair, repairs, repairman, repairmen, bossy, advice, advise, advises, lazy, laziness, can't be bothered, wrench, wrenches, crescent wrench, crescent wrenches
Four mechanics working on a car