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"In the last few months, Matthew has gone on twenty-four-hour alert for signs of aging."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, beauty, attractiveness, youth, ging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, old, middle age, middle-age, middle aged, middle-aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, signs of aging, signs of ageing, 24 hour, twenty-four hour, alert, alerts, emergency, emergencies, vanity, vain, ego, egotistical, egotistic, wrinkle, wrinkles
"It's linen. It's supposed to wrinkle."
Where wrinkle cream comes from. . .
Dog Plastic Surgery.
"Hey Burt, shat happened to your eyebrow?""Botox."
"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."
Tags:mirror, mirrors, appearance, appearances, vain, vanity, age, ages, ageing, aging, wrinkle, wrinkles, nemesis, nemeses, middle age, old age, aging gracefully, ageing gracefully, resent, resents, resenting, resentment, resentments, reflection, reflections, reflecting, magic mirror, magic mirrors, crow's feet, crows feet, aging line, aging lines, ageing line, ageing lines, frustration, father time, mother nature
'I'll grow old gracefully when I want to and not any sooner.'
"Be honest- how does it look? I had to leave my laugh lines in for Bill."
Tags:plastic surgery, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, cosmetic surgery, face lift, face lifts, laugh line, laugh lines, age, ageing, getting old, getting older, wrinkle, wrinkles, crows feet, appearance, new look, new looks, husband, husbands, marriages, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, cocktail party, cocktail parties, gender issues
'I suggest placing it up here. Over time it will eventually end up where you want it.'
'Botox...' - pumpkin faces
Alice's range of expressions after her face lift.
"It's called the 'relaxed fit'."
"I hope I still look that good when I'm her age."
Tags:ageing, ageing process, aging, envy, envious, beauty treatment, beauty treatments, beauty, wrinkle, wrinkles, ageing gracefully, aging gracefully, gossip, gossips, gossiping, gossiper, gossipers, gossiped, cosmetic surgeon, cosmetic surgeons, cosmetic surgery, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, plastic surgery, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps
'I don't think of my skin as saggy...I think of it as relaxed-fit!'
"Wrinkles are the roadmap of a well lived life." "I think I've just found the M25."
"Who can afford not to moisturize?"
Tags:animal, animals, elephant, elephants, wrinkle, wrinkles, wrinkled, beauty, skin, skin treatment, skin treatments, skincare, moisturiser, moisturizer, moisturisers, moisturizers, moisturising, moisturizing, consumerism, trend, trends, trendy, beauty trends, cosmetics, beauty products, saleswoman, saleswomen, sales clerk, sales clerks, department store, department stores, beauty counter, beauty counters, face cream, face creams, facial, facials, modern life, woman, women
"I gave my wife a present for our anniversary and she gave me a black eye."
Tags:anniversary gift, anniversary gifts, anniversary, anniversaries, present, presents, gift, gifts, black eye, black eyes, black-eye, black-eyes, anti-aging cream, anti-ageing cream, beauty product, wedding anniversary, wedding anniversaries, husband, husbands, wife, wives, insensitive, ageing, wrinkle, wrinkles
'You've come for a facelift, I presume?'
'Too much botox, Mavis!'
The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.
"You don't need a prescription, Mr. Beesley - you need an iron...."
Tags:wrinkle, wrinkles, prescription, prescriptions, doctor, doctors, gp, gps, physician, physicians, checkup, checkups, physical, physicals, medical exam, medical exams, medical examination, medical examinations, iron, irons, ironing board, ironing boards, household chore, chore, chores, laundry, geriatrics, old age, old-age, geriatrician, geriatricians
'Excuse me, your stockings are wrinkled.'
'Too much botox, Mavix...'
'I don't eat organic foods. At my age I can use all the preservatives I can get.'
New Old Age Dwarves