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"Have you ever been young before?"
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"I said I was sorry. And you shouldn't furrow your brow, it'll give you wrinkles."
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'I don't eat organic foods. At my age I can use all the preservatives I can get.'
Old Age Measurements
"Are you in a Miyake or did you just sleep in your dress?"
"When I actually was this age, I didn't have much facial expression anyway."
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"I need a Botox job."
"What have you done? I came in to have my wrinkles removed, instead you given me big breasts!"
Emotions getting old.
'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'
'I come here whenever I begin to fret about stretchmarks.'
'Relax, at our age there's nothing unusual about getting crow's feet.'
I remember when the monster was under the bed...
Woman worrying about Botox health risk article - Husband says 'You look really old and wrinkly since you had that botox treatment'
I'm in strife, I told the barmaid she had wrinkles in her stockings.
'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'
'Don't give me any wrinkles.'
'I heard you talking about getting a facelift Mom, but don't you think Rusty should get one first?'
'Soak too long in the tub, dear?'
Invention No 123. The Anti-prune Mirror
'You trying to tell me something, Alice?'
"Shall I paint you less old and wrinkly?"