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"Cheetah more than friend. Cheetah dependent."
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Alternative Dickens: Scrooge Is Audited.
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"We've got a lot of deadwood in this firm, Crawford. Let's give it back to the community."
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"My tax refunds are great! I write off the mileage, report all of the presents as charitable donations and use undocumented elves for labor."
"The public seems concerned about the size of government."
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"Since time is an issue, I didn't have time to organize my receipts."
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"Yes, I know I told you that I scratched the car... You mean, you can't see the scratches?"
'My wife decided to sell her car.'
'What would you suggest for someone who needs a large tax write-off?'
"Someone has left this old wreck of a car outside...."
"It was insured for everything except coolness depreciation. Two years old and apparently it's a write-off."
"But Dad, it will take more than a bit of white ribbon to make this into a wedding car..."
'No, I didn't write it off completely. The spare wheel is fine.'
'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'
'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'
Garage "Now then, squire, what would you like first - the bad news, or the really, really bad news?"
"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"