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Mistaken Identity Theft
"It's dislocated, alright."
"It's easier to make 'em talk when you just cement the feet."
Tags:interrogate, interrogation, interrogates, interrogating, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, crime, criminal, criminals, question, questioning, torture, tortured, violence, violent, stupid, stupidity, stupidly, cement, cement shoe, cement shoes, wrong, bungle, bungled, incorrect, incorrectly, goof, goofed, spoof, parody, play on words, word-play, visual gag
"I don't know what's wrong, but, if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like your car is talking."
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobile, garage, garages, workshop, workshops, repair, repairs, mechanic, mechanics, auto mechanic, auto mechanics, car mechanic, car mechanics, motor mechanic, motor mechanics, automotive technician, automotive technicians, technician, technicians, talking car, talking cars, hood, hoods, car hood, car hoods, bonnet, bonnets, car bonnet, car bonnets, open and close, wrong, problem, problems, bad mechanic, bad mechanics, bad service, bad customer service, useless
'He's right. We screwed up.'
"I knew he was lost the moment we left the water."
'I wouldn't consider you an environmentalist when your hybrid runs on half crude oil and half coal.'
Tags:hybrid, hybrids, hybrid car, hybrid cars, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, environmentalist, environmentalists, crude oil, oil, crude, coal, fossil fuels, fuel, fuels, fossil fuel, wrong, misunderstood, misunderstand, misunderstanding, pollution, pollute, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"I'm reserving my spot for Hillary's inauguration."
Tags:hillary clinton, inauguration, inaugurations, prediction, predicted, predicts, advance, advanced, early, earlier, earliest, foregone conclusion, wrong, guess, guessing, arrogant, certain, certainty, clinton, clintons, overconfident, overconfidence, confident, smug, presidential election, president, presidents, general election, election, elections, 2017 election
No, no, no! Can anyone here tell me what Mr Mosely's doing wrong?
Tags:vet, vets, veterinary, veterinaries, veterinarian, veterinarians, horse, horses, pony, ponies, idiom, idioms, 101, tongue, tongues, teeth, tooth, student, students, teacher, teachers, dentist, dentists, examine, examines, examination, examinations, wrong, mouth, mouths, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"I think I'm finally ready to admit that I was non-right."
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, admitting your mistakes, admitting you were wrong, incorrect, wrong, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, conceding
'It's not an accounting breakthrough, Sam. It's wrong.'
'Strange -- I always thought that thunder sounded like the angels were bowling.'
Tags:storm, storms, stormy, angel, angels, heaven, heavens, cloud, clouds, vacuum, vacuums, vacuuming, vacuumed, hoover, hoovers, hoovered, hoovering, thunder, thunders, boom, booms, booming, boomed, wrong, assume, assumes, assumed, assuming, assumption, assumptions, afterlife, bowling, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Phil blows his interview before even sitting down.
Extra Large Christmas Tree
Tags:christmas tree, christmas trees, christmas time, christmas, big christmas tree, oversized christmas tree, christmas decoration, chirstmas decorations, too big for the door, doorway, doorways, tight doorway, tight doorwats, small doorway, small doorways, first world problems, tall christmas tree, tall christmas trees, mistake, mistakes, misjudge, misjudgement, wrong, size, wrong measurements, bad measurements
"You're supposed to push your envelope from the inside, Conners!"
Tags:jargon, jargons, buzzword, buzzwords, buzz word, buzz words, pushing the envelope, envelope, phrase, phrases, cliche, cliches, clichés, cliché, management, manager, managers, misunderstanding, misunderstood, wrong, incorrect, getting it wrong, irony, ironic, ironies, dramatic irony, order, orders, obedience, obey, obeying, outside the box, thinking, thinking outside the box, typical, businessmen, businessman, modern, modern life, play on words, word play, word-play, ignorant, ignorance, idiom, idioms
"How's the burger?"
Tags:beach, beachfront, jetty, harbor, harbor side, harbour side, harbour, foodie, foodies, food stall, stall, stand, food stand, food hut, crab, crabs, crab meat, food lover, food lovers, burger, burgers, unrealistic, provide, providing, customer, customers, customer service, food industry, service industry, customer is always right, customer's always right, wrong, not for sale, misinterpret, misinterpreted, stupid, stupidity, snack, snacks
'Actually I'm self-taught.'
Tags:music, musics, musical, instrument, instruments, tuba, tubas, horn, horns, brass, self taught, self-taught, conductor, conductors, musician, musicians, idiot, idiots, fool, fools, wrong, wrongness, incorrect, introduce, introduces, introduction, introductions, explain, explains, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'This isn't the kind of sales job I was hoping for.'
Tags:pirate, pirates, pirating, pirated, ship, ships, pirate ship, pirate ships, boat, boats, sails, sail, sailer, sailers, sailing, sailed, sale, sales, sales job, sales jobs, salesman, salesmen, hoping for, mixed up, mix up, mixes up, mixing up, confuse, confused, mistake, wrong, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'I disagree, Bob. These tracks are old. That grizzly's miles away from here by now.'
Tags:hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, huntsman, huntsmen, bear, bears, grizzly, grizzlies, track, tracks, tracking, tracked, tracker, trackers, inaccurate, inaccuracy, danger, dangers, dangerous, wrong, disagree, disagrees, disagreement, miscalculate, miscalculates, miscalculation, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Aww criminy, Elaine... Did you even look at the dry cleaning when you picked it up?'
Human Rights and Human Wrongs.
Tags:tomb, tombs, vampire, vampires, victorian, victorians, historical, myth, myths, mythology, mythological, legend, legends, london, grave, graves, grave robber, grave robbers, language, word play, word-play, play on words, wrong, mistake, mistaken, bummer, gothic, slang, slangs, modern slang, modern life
"I've learned something about you tonight, Alan. You say 'chowmein' when you mean 'lomein'."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, chinese, chinese restaurant, chinese restaurants, food, chinese food, asian food, dining out, eating out, eating dining, noodles, lowmein, chowmein, chow mein, lo mein, name, names, wrong, mistake, mistakes, error, errors, incorrect, relationship, relationships, date, dates, dating, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, learning something new, new information
"You're sexy when you're wrong."
Tags:husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, argue, argument, arguing, anger, angry, incompetent, incompetents, incompetency, dispute, right, wrong, scowl, scowling, frown, frowning, upset, upsetting, restaurant, restaurants, dining, server, servers, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, table service, business, businesses, taunt, taunting, taunted
They say the pen is mightier than the sword.
Tags:death, dying, mortal wound, mortally wounded, weapon, weapons, duel, duels, duelling, dueling, fight, fights, fighting, sword, swords, pen, pens, quill, quills, strength, stabbed, stab, stabbing, wrong, incorrect, the pen is mightier than the sword, adage, adages, figure of speech, expression, expressions, word play, wordplay