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"When I bought him, I went for craftsmanship. Now I wish I had gone for snuggliness."
"He uses tools and he flings excrement- what's not to vote for?"
'I'm a man of my word! Once I've made a wrong decision, I stick to it!'
'See, I was innocent.'
'So how can you help us?'
'You're not a quarterback, Kevin, and you never will be. You belong on the defensive line...'
'Stop blaming yourself...I've already done that for you!'
'On second thought, you can go home anytime you want, big fella.'