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"He's dead. Would you like his voice mail?"
"I'm sorry – you have the wrong language."
". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."
"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."
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"I think you've called the wrong Bill Baley."
"And I'm telling you you've got the wrong pole."
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'I'm sorry, but you've reached the wrong number.'
'No wonder I'm failing Math. I'm just no good with numbers. Even when I called the math homework helpline, I got the wrong number.'
'That's the third wrong number today ordering pizza. Mrs. Beatton, put in a pizza department - we deliver!'
"I'm sorry, we don't have anyone named Mr. Peterson working in this office. Would you care to hold until we do?"
"I'm pretty sure you have the wrong number, but I'll tell you what I'm wearing anyway."
"No, I'm Moby Fred, but I'll be glad to take a message."
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"Sorry. You want Manny Hanny. This is Henny Penny."
'No wonder I'm failing math. I'm just no good with numbers. Even when I dialed the math homework helpline, I got the wrong number.'
'Sorry - wrong number.'
Aklexander Graham Bell, making the first call from New York to Chicago, gets a wrong number.
'Well, I'm sorry you misdialed, but I'll still have to bill you for my time and effort in picking up the receiver.'
"Officer, wrong number."
History's first recorded instance of butt-dialing
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"Where did you say you got that number for the removal chappie?"
"The wrong number? Then why did you answer it, you silly man."
"It's the middle of the night...and you're breaking up with me via text?"
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Alexander Graham Bell making the first phone call from New York to Chicago gets a wrong number.
'I'm afraid you have called the wrong number.' (he has one of those old-fashioned phones with a rotary dials)