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"The good news is that I've got all the figures...the bad news is that I'm not sure what order I'm meant to put them in!"
"Well, you're not what we ordered, either."
"I'm not the decaf you ordered, you will never find a job, and you are sitting on gum."
'Something's wrong here.'
"You ordered a tanker load, remember?" "I meant one of these!" (pointing to tiny oil tank).
Paint By Number
"It says God created heaven and earth, then there was light. Why didn't He do it the other way round, when He could see what He was doing?"
'I didn't order a sheet pizza!'
"Excuse me, young lady! I bought these two cans of oil...but you put a bottle of tire cleaner in my bag!"
'I ordered a blueberry muffin - Not a Blackberry muffin!'
'Let me refresh your memory. I ordered a crumpet! C-R-U-M-P-E-T.'
'Mr. Spencer specifically ordered 'well done'!'
"When you're through with dessert dinners ready"
"I didn't order a grande."