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'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'
"And here's where we make toys for bad little boys and girls!"
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The Incorrectness of Santa
Tags:santa, santa claus, incorrect, politically incorrect, political incorrectness, politically correct, role model, role models, bad role model, bad role models, ceo, ceos, sexist, sexism, christmas, holiday season, holiday sons, xmas, x-mas, union, unions, workshop, workshops, sweatshop, sweatshops, toys for boys, toys for girls
"He just loves his cute little postmortem doll!"
Tags:postmortem, postmortems, post-mortem, post-mortems, coroner, coroner, coroners, doll, dolls, toy, toys, favorite toy, favorite toys, christmas present, christmas presents, anatomy, human anatomy, anatomically correct, psycho, psychotic, sociopath, sociopaths, psychopath, psychopathic, medical, medical school, medical schools, cadaver, cadavers, educational tool, educational tools, christmas, xmas, x-mas
"Things are crazy right now. Let me get back to you after the holidays."
Tags:christmas, christmas day, hectic, schedule, schedules, scheduling, holiday stress, overworked, christmas shopping, gift, gifts, present, presents, stressful, stress, stresses, stressor, stressors, xmas, x-mas, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, get back to you, call back, calling back, phone call, phone calls, busy, busy schedule, busy schedules, child, children, lack of perspective
"Tell your grandfather how much you like his present and ask him if he still has the receipt."
Tags:return, returns, gift, gifts, present, presents, christmas, x-mas, xmas, unwanted, unwanted gift, unwanted gifts, receipt, receipts, returns department, returns departments, self-interest, self-interested, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, exchange, exchanges, exchanging, birthday, birthdays, thankful, grateful, inappropriate, ask permission, asking permission, limited screen time, limiting screen time
"Catherine would like to share some holiday thoughts with us on the subject of gender-neutral toys."
Tags:gender neutral, gender, holiday, holidays, christmas, christmas season, holiday season, dinner, dinners, politically correct, political correctness, speech, speeches, liberal, liberals, address, addresses, addressing, christmas dinner, christmas dinners, xmas, x-mas, pc, pc culture, politically correct culture, pray, prays, praying, prayer, prayers, modern life, modern times
"Gentlemen: This is a follow-up on our recent Christmas card."
Pirate peg leg Christmas stocking.
"Is it any wonder you got coal in your stocking?"
"It's Christmas, Melanie. Have young Cosgrove go down to the street and give something back to the community."
Tags:christmas, holiday, holidays, christmas season, christmas spirit, give back, gives back, giving back, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, limousine liberal, limousine liberals, charity, outreach, community outreach, outreach program, outreach programs, xmas, x-mas, charity, spirit of charity, delegate, delegates, delegating, delegation
"Have Yourself a Merry Little Xmas with the In-Your-Face Country Carollers"
Tags:caroller, carollers, carol, carols, christmas, christmas carol, christmas carols, xmas, x-mas, christmas song, christmas songs, aggressive, aggression, holiday season, christmas season, choir, choirs, singer, singers, singing, sing, sings, country, country music, country musician, country musicians
"I see. And precisely what methods did you use to determine that my client was a 'bad boy'?"
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, naughty or nice, santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, st. nicholas, saint nick, saint nicholas, bad boy, bad boys, bad guy, bad guys, defense attorney, defense attorneys, trial, trials, naughty boy, naughty boys, naughty child, naughty childrens, santa's list, defendant, defendants, christmas, xmas, x-mas, christmas season
"It is the consensus of this committee that you return with your request in two weeks along with a comprehensive restructuring plan."
Tags:committee, committees, santa, santa claus, bailout, bailouts, corporate bailout, corporate bailouts, government money, government fund, government funds, funding application, funding applications, christmas, xmas, x-mas, save christmas, saves christmas, saving christmas, congress, congressional approval, restructure, restructures, restructuring, father christmas, santa's workshop, conditional, conditional acceptance, layoff, layoffs, round of layoffs, rounds of layoffs, economy
The Magi: Christmas, 1993
Tags:wise men, three wise men, wisdom, three kings, magi, three magi, modern life, modern times, biblical, gospel, gospels, birth of christ, modern comfort, modern comforts, modern convenience, modern conveniences, christmas, xmas, x-mas, commercialism, commercialized, commercialised, true meaning, true meaning of christmas, christmas catalogue, christmas catalogues, mail-order catalogue, mail-order catalogues, catalog, catalogs
"Not one crummy Valentine."
Tags:valentine, valentines, valentine's day, valentines day, letter to santa, letters to santa, santa, santa claus, father christmas, mailbox, mailboxes, post, posts, postbox, postboxes, writer, writes, writing, shun, shunned, shame, shames, shaming, embarrass, embarrassing, neglect, neglected, neglecting, lonely, loneliness, christmas, holiday season, holiday seasons, greeting card, greeting cards, xmas, x-mas
"What the hell is all this?"
'Funny, every November, she always seems to find herself an overweight boyfriend with life insurance.'
'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'
'Cutting fourth-quarter operating costs by eating venison was brilliant. Of course, now we've got a bigger problem.'
"C'mon, get up...it's Christmas! Let's go! There's presents to open!"
Tags:christmas, open presents, opens presents, opening presents, christmas day, xmas, x-mas, open present, opening presents, overeager, young child, young children, wake up, wakes up, waking up, christmas morning, early morning, early mornings, wake-up call, wake-up calls, leap, leaps, leaping, jump, jumps, jumping
"Another batch of toys came in from third world countries...if this keeps up, a lot of us elves will be out of jobs."
Tags:third, world, overseas, job, jobs, job loss, job losses, put out of business, putting out of business, out of a job, santa, santa's elves, santa's workshop, father christmas, elf, elves, toy, toys, manufacturing job, manufacturing jobs, manufacturer, manufacturers, globalism, global economy, global economies, third world competition, manufacturing cost, manufacturing costs, christmas, xmas, x-mas
"Mail is running three to one against our Christmas newsletter."
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