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'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'
"And here's where we make toys for bad little boys and girls!"
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, workshop, workshops, work shop, work shops, elf, elves, naughty list, naughty lists, toy, toys, making toys, north pole, bad list, bad lists, lump of coal, lumps of coal, santa claus is coming to town, naughty children, tortures, christmas, x-mas, xmas, christmas season, holiday season
The Incorrectness of Santa
Tags:santa, santa claus, incorrect, politically incorrect, political incorrectness, politically correct, role model, role models, bad role model, bad role models, ceo, ceos, sexist, christmas, holiday season, holiday sons, xmas, x-mas, union, unions, workshop, workshops, sweatshop, sweatshops, toys for boys, toys for girls
"Let's surprise Mom with ANOTHER Christmas tree!"
"He just loves his cute little postmortem doll!"
Tags:postmortem, postmortems, post-mortem, post-mortems, coroner, coroner, coroners, doll, dolls, toy, toys, favorite toy, favorite toys, christmas present, christmas presents, anatomy, human anatomy, anatomically correct, psycho, psychotic, sociopath, sociopaths, psychopath, psychopathic, medical, medical school, medical schools, cadaver, cadavers, educational tool, educational tools, christmas, xmas, x-mas
"Things are crazy right now. Let me get back to you after the holidays."
Tags:christmas, christmas day, hectic, schedule, schedules, scheduling, holiday stress, overworked, christmas shopping, gift, gifts, present, presents, stressful, stress, stresses, stressor, stressors, xmas, x-mas, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, get back to you, call back, calling back, phone call, phone calls, busy, busy schedule, busy schedules, child, children, lack of perspective
"Tell your grandfather how much you like his present and ask him if he still has the receipt."
Tags:return, returns, gift, gifts, present, presents, christmas, x-mas, xmas, unwanted, unwanted gift, unwanted gifts, receipt, receipts, returns department, returns departments, self-interest, self-interested, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, exchange, exchanges, exchanging, birthday, birthdays, thankful, grateful, inappropriate, ask permission, asking permission, limited screen time, limiting screen time
"Catherine would like to share some holiday thoughts with us on the subject of gender-neutral toys."
Tags:gender neutral, holiday, holidays, christmas, christmas season, holiday season, dinner, dinners, politically correct, political correctness, speech, speeches, liberal, liberals, address, addresses, addressing, christmas dinner, christmas dinners, xmas, x-mas, pc, pc culture, politically correct culture, pray, prays, praying, prayer, prayers, modern life, modern times
"Gentlemen: This is a follow-up on our recent Christmas card."
Pirate peg leg Christmas stocking.
"Is it any wonder you got coal in your stocking?"
"I'm the spirit of Christmas Present."
Tags:married, marriage, married couple, disorganised, unorganised, disorganized, unorganized, last minute, last minute shopping, shop, shops, shopping, present, presents, present shopping, dickens, christmas carol, christmas, xmas, christmas eve, x-mas, x-mas eve, xmas eve, ghost, ghosts, spirit, spirits, classic, classics, forgot, forgotten
"It's Christmas, Melanie. Have young Cosgrove go down to the street and give something back to the community."
Tags:christmas, holiday, holidays, christmas season, christmas spirit, give back, gives back, giving back, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, limousine liberal, limousine liberals, charity, outreach, community outreach, outreach program, outreach programs, xmas, x-mas, charity, spirit of charity, delegate, delegates, delegating, delegation
Rudolph The Red-Light Reindeer
Tags:reindeer, reindeers, rudolph, red nose, red-nosed, rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, christmas, x-mas, santa, santa claus, santa's sleigh, sleigh, red light, re-light, amsterdam, red-light district, red light district, pleasure district, pleasure district, sex-shop, sex-shops, strip club, strip clubs, window, windows, farm animal, farm animals, sheep, sheeps, cow, cows, pig, pigs
"Have Yourself a Merry Little Xmas with the In-Your-Face Country Carollers"
Tags:caroller, carollers, carol, carols, christmas, christmas carol, christmas carols, xmas, x-mas, christmas song, christmas songs, aggressive, aggression, holiday season, christmas season, choir, choirs, singer, singers, singing, sing, sings, country, country music, country musician, country musicians
"I see. And precisely what methods did you use to determine that my client was a 'bad boy'?"
"It is the consensus of this committee that you return with your request in two weeks along with a comprehensive restructuring plan."
Tags:committee, committees, santa, santa claus, bailout, bailouts, corporate bailout, corporate bailouts, government money, government fund, government funds, funding application, funding applications, christmas, xmas, x-mas, save christmas, saves christmas, saving christmas, congress, congressional approval, restructure, restructures, restructuring, father christmas, santa's workshop, conditional, conditional acceptance, layoff, layoffs, round of layoffs, rounds of layoffs, economy
The Magi: Christmas, 1993
Tags:wise men, three wise men, wisdom, three kings, magi, three magi, modern life, modern times, biblical, gospel, gospels, birth of christ, modern comfort, modern comforts, modern convenience, modern conveniences, christmas, xmas, x-mas, commercialism, commercialized, commercialised, true meaning, true meaning of christmas, christmas catalogue, christmas catalogues, mail-order catalogue, mail-order catalogues, catalog, catalogs
Reindeer delivering office supplies.
Tags:christmas, christmas present, christmas presents, xmas, x-mas, present, presents, reindeer, reindeers, sleigh, sleighs, santa's sleigh, delivery, deliveries, delivering, office supplies, office supply, gift, gifts, christmas gift, christmas gifts, desire, desires, wish, wishes, need, needs, needed
"Not one crummy Valentine."
Tags:valentine, valentines, valentine's day, valentines day, letter to santa, letters to santa, santa, santa claus, father christmas, mailbox, mailboxes, post, posts, postbox, postboxes, writer, writes, writing, shun, shunned, shame, shames, shaming, embarrass, embarrassing, neglect, neglected, neglecting, lonely, loneliness, christmas, holiday season, holiday seasons, greeting card, greeting cards, xmas, x-mas
"What the hell is all this?"
'Funny, every November, she always seems to find herself an overweight boyfriend with life insurance.'
"Night before Christmas or no night before Christmas, I feel like stirring."