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'Just as I thought. You have bones.'
'I'm sorry, Ms. Pelosi. You'll have to pass it so we can find out what's in it.'
'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'
'I have the results of your liver scan. You don't have all your ducts in a row.'
'As you can see, the CAT scan of your brain turned up positive.'
'Could you maybe fax a copy of this to my radiologist?'
'It's carpal tunnel syndrome. You're going to have to quit your job working the bleep button for the Jerry Springer show.'
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'Your x-rays don't look good.'
Surfer and the Whale
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'I'm afraid it's stupidity. And it appears to be spreading.'
The M.R.I. of Love
'I want a second opinion.'
Tunnel of Anxiety
'According to the films, it appears I've left an instrument inside you. Luckily, I can fix that in Photoshop.'
'My Insurance won't pay for an MRI.'
'Don't forget me in this godforsaken donut hole!'
'Let's see now, say, do you mind if I keep your x-ray for a book I'm writing on fatal diseases?'
'We've pin-pointed the cause of your pain... and I've also located the whereabouts of our missing scissors!'
'We have two options. I can open you up again or I can report the watch stolen and split the insurance money with you.'
'Let's start with an x-ray of your organisation culture.'
"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"
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'This is very uncommon with men...'coupon clipper's wrist'.'
'This looks very good, no traces of any fine print.'
Man with a Fish Skeleton.
'I think I see what the problem is, but I'll send you down for some X-rays just to make sure.'