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'You sold the Mercedes-Benz to the guy who fixed our copier? For cash?'
"It's not all bad. We still have enough cash for bribing the prison guards."
Destitute businessman: 'Played by the rules.'
'One nation under greed with liberty and justice for all.'
'I'm getting my resignation papers ready.'
Office worker on phone: 'If you could just email me the faxes of the photocopies of the transcripts of the fifteen phone messages in question, that would probably be the simplest.'
Enron collapse starts domino effect.
'Our accounting errors were due to the fact that we didn't have duplicate copies.'
'The reps from Xerox Corp. to see you, sir.'
Photocopying a chippendale calender - "She's running our of muscle toner."
'Mind if I jump the queue and 'slip in' these two hundred copies while the boss is out of the office, John?'
'I thought I'd copy my C.V. while the boss is out of the office!'
'OK if I have some Zerox copies made?' (Moses speaking to God).
'OK If I have some zerox copies made?'
Upper management, the movers and shakers and the decision makers. So why do they always spaz out when they have to use the photocopier?
'We do printing here, sir, no! I won't have your baby!'
Xerox accounts scandal.
'It's almost a photographic copy of Worldcom...' (Enron / Worldcom / Xerox accounting scandals)
"Notice how rhythmically the light moves back and forth... So soothing... Back and forth... Back and forth... You will obey me... Obey me..."