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'Bloody solar panels!'
"Now smile - this one's for our Christmas card."
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"God, how earnest. Whales on recycled paper."
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"Let's not send each other cards this year."
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'Now we have to guess if they want to go for the double cut next year and be done with it...or if they hope we'll send a card and keep the tradition going. . .'
Politically Correct Greeting Cards: Totally Blank
'Aww. . . it's a belated Christmas card from my great Aunt Sally. . . she must be feeling better, Burl.'
'Dear Customer - Due to economic cutbacks, this year we have produced a 'Round Robin' Christmas Card...'
Online greetings cards.
"Merry Xmas and a happy new year!"
Human Cull: People who send Christmas news letters that detail all their health problems in the last year.
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'Yes, I received it but somehow it doesn't feel the same, displaying e-cards.'
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From Us To You. . . Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men!
There's no place like home for the holidays...
'They're your parents.'
'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'
'I got thirty Christmas cards today. . .Pity I can't afford to post them.'
'My ex is missing me . . . well, my Christmas dinner!'
'Of course, I'll have to charge you for that...'
From us to you...a very merry Christmas.
Urgent parcel delivery destroyed by falling icicle.
'I'll grant you, he's generous when it comes to giving...but when has he ever bought a round ?'
Christmas Cards: Humour, Traditional, Veiled Threats.
'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'