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"I can't help but feel disappointed."
"I guess this explains why everybody has had to buy their own Christmas presents since we were kids."
Santa's not-so-bright younger brother Eugene.
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"I'm the spirit of Christmas Present."
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"Good heavens! - I must have fallen asleep and forgotten to hang up my stocking."
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Rudolph - The Red-Nosed Influencer
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Rudolph at a Traffic Light
'Well, that's just great...my big night and I get a zit!'
"Better keep the reindeer on the lawn. The roof's been covered with solar panels."
"It's been 300 years. I think I'm read to retire."
"Ok, Santa comes in and goes for the cookies, while I sneak up and join the reindeer! Foolproof!"
"I think our algorithm MAY have a few glitches...he was in the 'nice' list!"
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One huge Christmas stocking!
No one cares any more whether you believe in Santa or not...these days it's all about climate change!!
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Night of the Living Reindeer
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"Hey you. I can't get in your house because nobody drew a fireplace or chimney. Not my fault, dude. Well, maybe next year. Ho, ho, ho."
"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."
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"You couldn't possibly hit that many homes in one night. Not without drones."
Deer with lighted tail on Santa's sleigh.
You Gotta Believe
"Yes, they offer free delivery. But when an on-line seller laughs, does their belly shake like a bowl full of jelly?"
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