Xmas Parties Cartoons and Comics

'I'm afraid the Christmas party has been cancelled on cost grounds...but the good news is that the boss has said you can still come in and photocopy your bottoms!'

"Keep an eye on that Santa...I think he might be a damned headhunter!"

"Can you identify the desperate woman who sexually assaulted you at your company's Christmas party?"

"I just don't think I can stand it anymore!"

"What happens at the holiday office party stays at the holiday office party?"

'You were terrific at the office Xmas party, Hansen, but now we'd like to have you return to your regular duties.'

"Managing the budget is a doodle compared to organising the staff Christmas dinner!"

"Next year No mistletoe!"

"I know it's a challenge but it needs your input...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!"

"We need to be extra careful about expenditure...and I thought we could save a but by having the Xmas, New Year and redundancy parties at the same time!"

'Can we please just forget everything I said. It was the office party, I'd had a few drinks...I didn't know what I was saying!'

'So do I take it that all things considered and after a thorough review of all the other demands upon your time you would rather not volunteer to plan the office Xmas party this year?'

"...Donner Party!"

'If we want to get politicians to listen to us we need to do a little 'schmoozing'.'

'The Christmas party has been cancelled, but you can still come in and make out in the stationery cupboard.'

Kiss of Death

'It's the only lacto-vegan, ethical, organic menu I could find to fit our Christmas meal budget...'

Teleworking was to be the death of the office party!

'The ward 'Christmas Festivities' have had to be cut...but management say patients can still use the office to photocopy your bottoms.'

'So do I take it that all things considered and after a thorough review of all the other demands upon your time you would rather not volunteer to plan the office Xmas party this year?'

'Here's your 'Christmas Festive Fayre' menu...everything is off except the beans.'

"That was fun. Let's do it all again in three weeks."

'Due to budget cuts we've had to cancel the staff Christmas party...but management has said you can still come in and photocopy your bottoms!'