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"I know you asked for a toy gun but daddy got you a real one."
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"I absolutely love the Christmas present you gave me. Thank you for the taser, dear!"
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'When Oxfam said to give a goat for Christmas I think they meant to a third world country,'
"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."
"Did you remember to get the Christmas hamper?"
"'How We Die' - fabulous!"
'The question: was it packed with bubble wrap? Or styrofoam peanuts?'
"I don't know WHY she's so angry. She asked for a 'unique' gift and you don't get any more 'unique' than the gift of working over Christmas."
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"Have you got anything for a miserable old bastard who hates Christmas and everything to do with it?"
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Christmas Puppy Bow
'When I said all I wanted was some socks, I meant I wanted new speakers for my music system!'
Snowman gets a fridge for Christmas
'And what did you get me?'
'I want the new BX 406, not the 407 and I want expanded memory with a graphics converter...'
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'I'm impressed with your enthusiasm Tom, but I think that toilet fixtures as 'ideal Christmas gifts' may be a step too far.'
Recycling: 'This years 'must have' Christmas toys.
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'Do you remember when all we got was an orange and a biscuit?'
"Turns out the major export of Christmas Island isn't Christmas presents."
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"But I Didn't Get a Gift For You" Express Service
"It's a 38 suit I wear."
'I said to use tissue paper when you wrap...not used tissues!'
This certificate entitles you to one year's worth of heating for your bedroom, love, Santa.
"Why don't we call your mom and ask her the name of the perfume she wears?"
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