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"Joseph, maybe we should have made reservations!"
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ghost, ghost of christmas future, spirit of christmas future, ghost of christmas yet-to-come, ebenezer scrooge, a christmas carol, christmas carol, charles dickens, christmas story, xmas story, literary character, literary characters, political correctness, politically correct, pc, p.c., politically incorrect, political incorrectness"Sure I know what comes twelve days after Christmas. The bills."
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christmas, xmas, christmas story, xmas story, nativity, nativities, nativity story, new testament, bible, bibles, gospel, gospels, stables, birth, jesus, christ, hotel, hotels, inn, inns, bethlehem, wifi, wireless, wifi connection, luxury, luxuries, christianity, christian, christians"We're the three wise baristas bearing gifts of pumpkin spice, peppermint mocha, and eggnog latte."
"Hello, Police?! This is the Star of Bethlehem...I think I'm being followed by these three guys! I'ts really freakin' me out!!"
Due to a slight hearing problem, history does not remember Doug and Gary, chicken herders of Bethlehem.
"Hey, did I ever tell you about the time I saw a heavenly host of angels?"
"...and I'm saying we would've been here a lot quicker if we had used the SatNav rather than follow that stupid star."