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How the little banjo boy became a drummer
"Joseph, maybe we should have made reservations!"
A Christmas Carol
"The 3 wise men couldn't make it. One got scammed in a gold investment scheme. One got sick from using a fake frankincense cure. And the the third one's wife wouldn't let him make the trip when she found out he bought myrrh perfume that wasn't for her."
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"He's shopping for the second coming!"
"They act like they've never seen a baby in a nest before."
Baby on Board
"Joseph, what a wonderful creation."
Ghost of Happy Holidays Future
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"Can we stop in here real quick first?"
"Sure I know what comes twelve days after Christmas. The bills."
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"...He said we can have the stables, but there's no T.V. or WiFi."
"We're the three wise baristas bearing gifts of pumpkin spice, peppermint mocha, and eggnog latte."
"Hello, Police?! This is the Star of Bethlehem...I think I'm being followed by these three guys! I'ts really freakin' me out!!"
"Mother and baby are doing well...Both are in a stable condition."
Due to a slight hearing problem, history does not remember Doug and Gary, chicken herders of Bethlehem.
"Hey, did I ever tell you about the time I saw a heavenly host of angels?"
"You know, this is going to look great on our CVs."
"The Ford will give you a son, and you will call him a manual."
"...and I'm saying we would've been here a lot quicker if we had used the SatNav rather than follow that stupid star."
Where's This Kid's Birth Certificate?
Three wise men of the east following the guiding star.
The Three Waterwise Men
"Wow, I carry Mary to Bethlehem and then witness the birth of Jesus! My first major role in a blockbuster!"