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"Let's surprise Mom with ANOTHER Christmas tree!"
"Where should we dump it, boss?"
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"I keep telling him not to hug the tree."
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"I told the downstairs neighbors they had to take their tree down by New Year's."
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"Do we even have a garbage disposal?"
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"Holiday decorating - done."
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"Relax. I'm here for the Christmas tree."
"Tous les copains ont été invité à une fête, sauf moi."
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Why buy one in December when you can have them all fro free in January?
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Does a bear poop in the Christmas tree lot?
'We get the fresh scent without all the needles.'
The Official Talking Christmas Tree in Dress For Excess
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"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"
'Stop looking at the Christmas tree that way!'
"No, it's really a cell tower."
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'What your Christmas tree says about you.'
"Boy, you really decked-out for the party."
"If that's another dead bird, we're not doing Christmas next year."
The festive season brings it's own interesting little chores...and well earned rewards.
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"All right. Who ate the tree?"
Why bears come out of hibernation at Christmas.
"Omigosh!...Here he comes! Look droopy! Look droopy!"
"Ever notice how everyone's nice this time of year? Kids behave. Neighbors, friends, relatives - even workers at the office - smile more. The mailman has a friendly wave, folks seem to go out of their way to be nice..."
"Crash? What crash? I didn't hear any crash!..."
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