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'We'd like to speak with you about your coal policy.'
'Thanks, kids. . . it's just what Grandpa wanted. . . the new remastered Rolling Stones retrospective.'
'Don't they know we're Jewish?'
The wise men are followed by an auditor.
Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.
"I can't help but feel disappointed."
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Letter to Santa, 'Dear Santa, Some Assembly Required. Timmy'
"I guess this explains why everybody has had to buy their own Christmas presents since we were kids."
'It looks like Reindeer!!'
Post-Season's Greetings: 'Y'know...a month ago, everyone was all, 'Let me buy you a drink, Santa!' Now suddenly it's, 'Who's the little weirdo in the red suit?'...'
'I got you something to save time this Christmas.'
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December to January.
'I think when the charity said you could 'buy a goat for Xmas' they meant for the third world.'
"I'll be glad when the holidays are over."
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'It was just going to be too difficult to untangle.'
"Believe me-if you could see yourself, you'd drop the whole idea!"
This Christmas, Santa decided to use an energy saving light globe.
"In the light of the current financial position management has decided to cancel the Christmas party but. . .you can still come in and use the photocopier to photocopy your bottoms."
Rudolph - The Red-Nosed Influencer
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"Good heavens! - I must have fallen asleep and forgotten to hang up my stocking."
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Where Yule Logs Come From.
''Goodwill to all men'...I've got an app for that.'
"It's Christmas, Stephen. Did you remember to tip the children?"
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"Darling! Just what I wanted."