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'We'd like to speak with you about your coal policy.'
'Thanks, kids. . . it's just what Grandpa wanted. . . the new remastered Rolling Stones retrospective.'
'Don't they know we're Jewish?'
The wise men are followed by an auditor.
Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.
Letter to Santa, 'Dear Santa, Some Assembly Required. Timmy'
'It looks like Reindeer!!'
Post-Season's Greetings: 'Y'know...a month ago, everyone was all, 'Let me buy you a drink, Santa!' Now suddenly it's, 'Who's the little weirdo in the red suit?'...'
December to January.
'I think when the charity said you could 'buy a goat for Xmas' they meant for the third world.'
'It was just going to be too difficult to untangle.'
"In the light of the current financial position management has decided to cancel the Christmas party but. . .you can still come in and use the photocopier to photocopy your bottoms."
This Christmas, Santa decided to use an energy saving light globe.
''Goodwill to all men'...I've got an app for that.'
'Oh my God...the end of the world?!'
How the little banjo boy became a drummer
Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!
'Well, that's us FINALLY paid off all the bills from Christmas last year.'
'Only one more to go.'
'Do you know what speed you were doing Sir? Could I see your tax and insurance, and is all this stuff in the back yours?'
'Check this out, I'm taking an elfie!'
'It's from my long-lost uncle in Nigeria.'
'New health and safety regulations.'
'Have you picked out a girl's name just in case?'