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The Twelve Labors of Hercules
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"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."
"Come, join me for a few moments of mindful indolence!"
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"Howard! I thought you'd run off with another woman!"
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Tags:yard, yards, front yard, backyard, yardwork, yard work, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, grass, lawn, lawns, mulch, rake, raking, rakes, hoe, hoes, tool, tools, pool, pools, swimming pool, swimming pools, outside, nature, magazine, magazines, garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners
'Told you to get your mower fixed.'
"I wish you'd do something about the moat."
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"Can't you rake the leaves? I'm raking in cash."
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"I'm here to review the fall collection."
The Flying Lawn Tigers.
Watering a plant in the rain.
"You wanted me to mow all the grass?"
'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'
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A man moves to shoot the last leaf from a tree in autumn.
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Clowns tending lawn.
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A man shovels snow into his neighbor's yard.
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"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."
'Get back up there!'
Bob's new year's resolution was to give up his obnoxious, monstrous, macho streak...he vowed to ditch the leaf blower!
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Ed uses comb-overs on his bald spots.
Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.
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Home convenience goes too far with the lawn-bot 3000!"
Cutting the tree too early?