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"Today the Dow Jones plummeted when Alan Greenspan opened his mouth but recovered when it was revealed he was yawning."
Stretching Sphinx
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'Hello, Census Bureau? Another one of your census-takers fell asleep on our doorstep!'
Man in church sees sign: Thank you for not yawning.
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churches, church, regulations, rules, rules and regulations, yawn, yawns, yawning, bored, boredom, bored man, sign, signs, congregation, pastor, pastors, vicar, vicars, priest, preists, sermon, sermons, church service, church servicesIn Private Collections
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yawn, yawning, yawns, pout, pouting, pouted, expression, express, expresses, facial expression, the scream, edvard much, munch, norwegian, norway, norwegian art, art, art history, classic art, modern art, museum, museums, galleries, culture, cultural, cultural reference, parody, parodied, spin off, spinoff, spin-off, spinoffs, spin offs, spin-offs, art collector, art dealer, art collection, private collection, collection, collections, rare, rarity'Did you see Phil look at the clock and nod to Marmaduke to start yawning?'
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A man cheers
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"I told him stamp collecting is a dangerous hobby. His jaw got locked in a yawn."
Tracey Emin: My Bed.
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choir, choirs, choir practice, choir practices, choir rehearsal, choir rehearsals, singer, singers, singing, yawn, yawns, yawning'I warned you stamp collecting is a dangerous hobby, especially when your jaw keeps locking in a yawn.'
'You're trying to yawn without opening your mouth. I saw your nostril twitch.'
'I wish you wouldn't yawn when I'm talking to you.' - 'I wasn't yawning. I was trying to get a word in.'
'Hold your hand in front of your mouth when you yawn.' - 'What, and take a chance of getting bitten.'