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"The way I see it, we lived like pigs in the eighties and, with any luck we'll continue to live like pigs throughout the nineties."
Tags:farm, farms, farming, pig farm, pig, pigs, piggies, piglet, piglets, trough, troughs, slop, slops, time, times, year, years, 90s, 80s, nineties, eighties, farmer, farmers, livestock, talking animal, talking animals, rural, rurals, country, countryside, mid west, change, changing, anti change, anti-change, tradition, traditional, same, same same, consistent, consistency
"Sure, you don't know me now, but just wait 'til the year 2000...I'm the Millennium Bug."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bug, bugs, insect, insects, new year, new year's day, new year's eve, millennium, new millennium, 1999, 2000, year 2000 problem, y2k problem, y2k, millennium bug, y2k bug, computer, computers, technology, bug, bugs, computer bug, computer bugs, software, computer programming, clock, clocks, date, dates, year, years
Shirley Temple...The later years.. - 'Animal crackers in my poop...'
Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.
Tags:card, cards, greeting card, greeting cards, sorry, saying sorry, apology, apologies, apologising, apologizing, sign, signs, writing, letter, letters, time, month, months, year, years, consumerism, guilt, guilty, psychology, correspondence, keeping in touch, out of the blue, shopping, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, friendship, friend, friends, mate, mates, family, families
"I come from a hundred years in the future to warn you that nothing really changes in the next hundred years."
Tags:history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, stone age, bc, b.c., before christ, paleolithic, palaeolithic, cave-dweller, cave-dwellers, cavemen, caveman, cavewoman, cavewomen, neanderthal, neanderthals, early humans, time travel, time travelling, time traveller, time travellers, time traveling, time traveler, time travelers, change, changes, changing, progress, hundred, 100, year, years, invention, inventions, warning, warnings, nothing, pointless, useless, science, scientific advancement, advancement, advancements, technology, innovation
"It's the millennium, so maybe we should plan something special for New Year's Eve."
Tags:new year, new year's day, new year's eve, time, countdown, millennium, new millennium, 1999, 2000, y2k, date, dates, year, years, special, celebrate, celebrating, celebration, celebrations, party, parties, plan, plans, planning, jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, imprisonment, penitentiary, penitentiaries, correctional facility, correctional facilities, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, punishments, cell, cells, cellmate, cellmates, celly, cellie, cellies
"I'm afraid this really is goodbye, my darling!"
"Sorry I'm late. I had a bug."
Tags:new year, new year's day, new year's eve, father time, time, late, countdown, millennium, new millennium, baby, babies, 1999, 2000, year 2000 problem, y2k problem, y2k, millennium bug, y2k bug, computer, computers, technology, bug, bugs, computer bug, computer bugs, internet, calendar, calendars, software, computer programming, clock, clocks, date, dates, year, years
New Year's Eve.
"You're going to do time, but I'm trying to get it in dog years."
Tags:dog years, prison, prisons, prison sentence, prison sentences, prison sentencing, plea, pleas, plea bargain, plea bargains, plea bargaining, do time, doing time, shorten, shortens, shortened sentence, shortened sentences, years, inmate, inmates, jail, jailed, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, defense attorney, defense attorneys
Day off for a silver anniversary.
"You're history, Leonard."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, couple, couples, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, breaking up, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, history, historical, date, dates, year, years, time, expression, expressions, wordplay, word play
'Sorry for being late, honey!'
New Year: 2011
It's not your day.
'Next year, let's take separate vacations.'
"I've got a feeling this is going to be a rough one!"
'My New Year's resolution? To no longer suffer in silence. I will moan, whimper, and complain until you resolve to get the heater fixed.'
'So, how old are you now?'
"Twenty five years! But your honor,
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defense, defence, client, clients, defendant, defendants, sentence, sentences, sentencing, prison time, jail time, prison, jail, pleading, plead, peak, peaks, earning, earnings, year, years, peak earning years, business, businessman, businessmen, salary, salaries, convicted
'Well, if you DNA made you do it, I'm sentencing your DNA to thirty years in prison.'
Old Father Time handing over to the New Year
DEPARTMENT OF PUBLIC ASSISTANCE, 'I've been getting regular welfare checks for the past sixteen years, and now, all of a sudden, you say I'm INELIGIBLE?'