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The Mishegoss Stops Here
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The Shnorrer's Shnorrer
"Don't rush me! There's a very delicate line between good kitsch and junky tchotchkes."
King Solomon's Wedding"You may kiss the brides. You may also kiss the concubines, but don't make a big tzimmes about it."
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"Height has nothing to do with it, Arnie. I just can't imagine myself with a man who doesn't know the broche for hors d'euvres."
"After all, what is 'yo'? Only 'oy' backward."
"I'm not knitting anything. I'm just trying to look haimish for my Jewish boyfriend."
"Shlep your bags for you, ma'am?"
"Which section do you wish to sit in—Davening or Non-Davening?"
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A man and woman look at a statue of an older looking woman with a mixing bowl and apron titled "The Baleboosteh".
Tags:baleboosteh, baleboostehs, balaboosta, balaboostas, homemaker, homemakers, housekeeper, housekeepers, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, statue, statues, sculpture, sculptures, art, art gallery, art galleries, art museum, art museums, art exhibit, art exhibits, art exhibition, art exhibitions, yiddish, jewish, jewish mother, jewish mothers, family, families, parent, parents
"What don't you understand? When my clients fly their guests over your farm on the way to Vegas, they'd like to see the words 'Mazel tov, Josh' spelled out in your cornfield."
"Well, actually, Colin, while I don't really have much to kvell about, on the other hand neither do I have much to kvetch about."
"That by you is a wish? 'A toasted bialy with cream cheese'?"
Jewish Time Check
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"I'll tell you one thing - only someone with a goyisher kop would dream up this kind of work."
"It would be sweet to be your Valentine, Kevin, but the concept's to goyish for me, and besides, I don't date shaygetsers."
Early frontier zionists
Jewish Origins of "Ave Maria".
Tags:oy vey, jewish, jewish expression, jewish expressions, annunciation, annunciations, gabriel, angel gabriel, mary, mother mary, birth of christ, ave maria, oy gevalt, jewish saying, jewish sayings, yiddish, yiddish speaker, yiddish speakers, yiddish expression, yiddish expressions, opera, operas
"Morris, did you forget to schmeer Carlos for Christmas?"
Tags:schmear, schmeer, tip, tips, tipping, gratuity, money, bonus, bonuses, gift, gifts, present, presents, christmas, yule, noel, xmas, forgot, forgotten, bad luck, accident, accidents, snow, shovelling snow, shoveling snow, customer service, service, doorman, doormen, tradition, traditions, tipping culture, bad manners, impolite, yiddish
"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"
You Got Schmutz On Your Face
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Department of Pure Unadulturated Chutzpah
"Pishers and kvetchers reporting for duty."
At Bubbe's Condo