Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
Yoga for beginners,
Tags:mermaid, mermaids, yoga position, yoga positions, yoga, yoga class, yoga classes, yoga lesson, yoga lessons, mythical creature, mythical creatures, mythical being, mythical beings, workout, workouts, working out, work-out, work-outs, exercise regime, exercise regimes, fitness regime, fitness regimes, sea myth, sea myths, ocean myth, ocean myths
'Pilates. Yoga. Maybe a new strain of tai chi. Whatever! We've got to end it before the entire herd is infected.'
Tags:pilates, yoga, tai chi, cow, cows, bull, bulls, exercise, exercises, exercising, infect, infects, infected, infectious, addict, addicts, addictive, addicted, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, herd, herds, herder, herders, herded, bug, bugs, disease, diseases, hooked, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"
Tags:buddhism, tibetan buddhism, tibetan monk, tibetan monks, buddhist monk, buddhist monks, meditation, meditations, transcendental, transcendentalism, enlightenment, dalai lama, panchen lama, thinking, not thinking, free your mind, freeing your mind, buddhist nature, transcendental thought, mahayana, tantric, nothingness, emptiness, yoga, coincidence, great minds think alike
Prisoner Stretches Before Stretching Torture
Tags:tortured, stretched, stretches, stretch, important, importance, fit, fitness, gym, gyms, yoga, yogi, essential, warm up, warm-up, routine, medieval, castle, castles, dungeon, dungeons, peasant, prisoner, prisoners, executioner, preventative measure, health, healthy, lifestyle, static stretches, static stretching, visual gag
"Why so downward facing, dog?"
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, yoga, meditation, position, positions, pose, poses, downward facing dog, downward-facing dog, down dog, downward dog, asana, asanas, posture, postures, sad, depressed, depression, mental health
"And we'll close with a moment of silence for all the people with jobs who couldn't be with us today."
"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"
Tags:yoga, yoga class, yoga classes, yoga mat, yoga mats, exercise, exercising, exercises, exercise class, exercise classes, skipping class, liar, liars, dishonest, dishonesty, keeping up appearance, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, health fad, health fads, found out, caught red handed, fake, fakes, fraud, frauds
"And may all your chakras be blocked!"
Tags:hippy, hippies, hippys, breakup, break up, break-up, split up, split ups, split, kicked, kick, kicks, kicked out, kick out, divorce, divorced, divorces, divorcing, marriage, married, marries, marriage problems, married life, chakra, chakras, reiki, reikis, yoga, yogi, curses, curse, cursed, curse you, revenge, revenged, fight, fighting, fights, argue, argues, argument, spiritual energy
Tags:lotus position, yoga, yoga position, asana, asanas, middle fingers, flip off, flipping off, flip the bird, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, potus, trump press conference, trump press conferences, trump coronavirus briefing, trump coronavirus briefings
"I don't speak Yoga. I speak Pilates."
Tags:yoga, yoga class, yoga classes, pilates, pilate class, pilate classes, modern life, health fad, health fads, health trend, health trends, foreign language, foreign languages, disagreement, disagreements, difference of opinion, differences of opinion, middle class, middle classes, middle class life, middle age, middle aged, petty, pettiness, cocktail party, cocktail parties
"Boy, I'm going to pay for this tomorrow at yoga class."
Tags:drinking, drinker, drinkers, drunk, drunks, getting drunk, over the limit, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, regret, regrets, mistake, mistakes, yoga, yoga class, yoga classes, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, health fad, health fads, health living, bad habit, bad habits, unemployed, unemployment, hangover, hangovers, hungover
'This yoga is too hot.'
The More She LEans To Touch Her Toes, The Further Away They Get
Tags:toes, toe, flexible, flexibility, reach, reaching, reaches, yoga, yogi, exercise, exercising, exercised, arm, arms, touch your toes, mat, mats, bend, bending, stretch, stretches, stretching, stretched, feeling, metaphor, metaphors, metaphorical, image, image, age, ageing, aged, ages, growing, growing old, mid life, middle age, middle aged, healthy, lifestyle, lifestyle change, lifestyle changes
"Oh, gosh! Yoga in twenty minutes."
Tags:yoga, yoga class, cat, cats, yoga class, yoga instructor, yoga instructors, yoga teacher, yoga teachers, cat lover, cat lovers, cat owner, cat owners, flex, flexible, flexibility, stretch, stretches, stretching, stretched, relax, relaxed, exercise, exercises, exercising, exercise class, exercise classes
Tags:mountain, mountains, climb, climbing, climber, climbers, mountain climbing, mountain climber, mountain climbers, guru, gurus, wise, wiseman, wisemen, wisewoman, wisewomen, wise man, wise men, wise woman, wise women, wisdom, sage, sages, discover, discovery, find, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenthood, parenting, wise mother, wise mothers, wise parent, wise parents, parental advice, parental wisdom, motherly advice, motherly wisdom, kid, kids, child, children, adult kids, yoga, meditation
"Of course, this neck stretch should be attempted only by advanced students."
Tags:yoga, yogi, yoga class, yoga classes, yoga mat, progression, progressions, meditate, meditates, meditation, meditating, relax, relaxing, relaxation, stretch, stretches, stretched, stretching, peace, peaceful, peacefully, pose, poses, yoga pose, yoga poses, neck, necks, visual gag, visual joke, advanced, advanced class, exercise classes, exercise class, intense, intensity
"I find the yoga helps me to be more irritating."
Tags:yoga, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, irritation, irritations, irritating, new age, hippy dippy, incessant, lifestyle, lifestyles, healthy lifestyle, healthy lifestyles, health nut, health nuts, yoga instructor, yoga instructors, yogi, guru, gurus, exercise, exercises, exercising, stretch, stretches, stretching
"Inhale. Exhale. Keep buying iPhones until you die."
"Frankly, counselor, I don't care how stressful this is for your client—tell him to get out of that damn yoga position."
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, counselor, counselor, counsellors, counsellors, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, client, clients, judge, judges, law, legal, justice, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, court case, court cases, trial, trials, problem, problems, stress, stressed, stressful, yoga, yoga position, yoga positions, yoga pose, yoga poses, handstand, handstands, meditation, meditating, fitness, exercise
'Relax...empty your cache...clear your history.'