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"In the morning I eat nothing then I wait 4 hours and eat nothing again."
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'Relax...empty your cache...clear your history.'
"Can you hurry up and brush your teeth? My yoga instructor is getting wet."
'It's either this or a heart attack!'
'Today we're going to learn how to take our foot out of our mouth.'
'Yoga! Meditation! Enlightenment!'
'The Only Time it's Okay for a Man to Think about Nothing.'
Patron entering 'School of Yoga' sees snowman standing on head.
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Yoga Class: Position Vacant
Meditation: Do Not Disturb.
'Hey there, it's Yoga Bear!'
"Ok, now...find your center."
"Now shake it all about."
"Relax. Feel yourself becoming one with the Earth. Stuart stop eating bugs."
Yoga Welcome Mat
"I'm used to this from doing Bikram yoga."
'You'd be good at yoga. The first thing you do is empty your mind.'
"I gave up yoga when I found out walking around with a yoga mat is not considered yoga."
"Okay, why are we praying for this class? We can jump for free whenever we want."
"No, I don't think wearing the pants will fool anyone into thinking you're practicing yoga."
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"Taylor must be taking yoga. How else could he get his foot in his mouth so easily?"
'Can she call you back? She's unwinding from her yoga class.'
'You think you had a rough day? Today I saw grandma wearing a pair of yoga pants!'
"Okay....WHOSE NOSE HAIR IS WHISTLING???"