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"Oh, gosh! Yoga in twenty minutes."
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"Can you hurry up and brush your teeth? My yoga instructor is getting wet."
Shop fronts reading 'Hot Yoga' and 'Room Temp Drinking'
'Your first lesson is free.'
Yoga - moooooooo.
"Take. Your. Time!"
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With everything else I've got on my mind, now you're telling me I have to think about breathing?"
Snowman Hot Yoga
"We get it. You're straight."
"Ok, now...find your center."
"You do yoga like a guy."
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The yoga instructor's name is Matt. The irony isn't lost on me.
"Now shake it all about."
Yoga Welcome Mat
Yoga for dogs
"I feel so much more relaxed since I punched out my yoga instructor!"
Easter egg yoga
'Nice! But I call that the 'incredibly impossible forward bend'!'
Someone left a yoga student on Mrs. Clearwhistle's front stoop. The student was tangled up and couldn't get undone from himself. She recognized him; it was Earl Slabodne. He lives up on the north edge of town. Mrs. Clearwhistle poured some olive oil on Earle, and he slipped right out; she called Mrs. Slabodne, who said to send him home. Mrs. Clearwhistle did, and she didn't charge for the olive oil.
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