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"You have a large, yellow mass in your albumen, but I'm told that's normal."
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'Now do you believe me?'
EGGZIT - The Egg World's version of 'EXIT'
'...and they never write or visit!'
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Old Yolk's Home.
'Get up. It's just a crack. No yolk, no foul.'
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'John and Yolko.'
'Must you practise karate on your egg every morning?'
A chick hatches in an egg carton left in the refrigerator
'I could beat these eggs a lot easier if it wasn't for the shells.'
Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall. Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it. Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork.
'Try not to break the yolk!'
Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,
A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water
'My parents are separated.'
'That fellow will never be one of the King's Men, he can't stand the sight of yolk!'
"Thanks for job done sunnyside up."
An injured Egg in Hospital on a Yolk drip.
Easter egg basket.
Easter egg tree.
'Go ahead, go out, yolk it up a little, but make sure you'r back for breakfast.'