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"It's fine the know your ABCs and your colors, but really you just have to be able to sit still and control your bladder."
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"How come they don't have mad-cauliflower disease?"
Tags:family meal, family meals, dinner, dinners, dinner table, dinner tables, parents, parent, parenting, parenthood, children, child, childish questions, childish question, childlike questioning, incessant questions, motherhood, fatherhood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, dad, dads, father, fathers, toddler, toddlers, young children, young child, mad cow disease, mad-cow disease, bse, bovine spongiform encephalopathy, cauliflower, cauliflowers, veggie, veggies, vegetarian, vegetarians, weird questions
Low battery. 10% of battery remaining
"C'mon, get up...it's Christmas! Let's go! There's presents to open!"
Tags:christmas, open presents, opens presents, opening presents, christmas day, xmas, x-mas, open present, opening presents, overeager, young child, young children, wake up, wakes up, waking up, christmas morning, early morning, early mornings, wake-up call, wake-up calls, leap, leaps, leaping, jump, jumps, jumping
Next tantrum: 4pm
"We're thinking maybe it's time you started getting some religious instruction. There's Catholic, Protestant, and Jewish---any of those sound good to you?"
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, child, young child, convert, converting, instruct, instruction, religion, religious, atheist, atheists, atheism, religious instruction, judaism, jewish, christianity, christians, catholic, catholics, catholicism, protestant, inadequate, improve, improvement, improving, clueless, enrich, enriching, choices, choose, choosing
'Dad, what's a wimp?'
Housewife with her toddler hooked on the end of the mop.
Two children play with a pedal bin
"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."
Tags:childhood, child, children, young child, young children, precious years, family, families, park, parks, swing, swings, childhood innocence, mum, mums, mom, moms, mother, mothers, dad, dads, father, fathers, family, families, white family, institutional racism, racism, endemic racism, systematic racism, white privilege, privilege, privileged
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"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."
Tags:next generation, next generations, new generation, new generations, kid, kids, young child, young children, future, futures, kindergarten, kindergartner, kindergartners, young person, responsibility, responsibilities, future generation, future generations, social responsibility, social responsibilities, classroom, classrooms
"Mum says I've got to thank you if you gave me anything."
"Papi, I heard something!"
Tags:baldo, nightmare, nightmares, fear, fears, frighten, frightens, frightening, scare, scares, sleepless night, sleepless nights, young child, terror, terrors, monster, monsters, monster under the bed, monsters under the bed, strange noise, strange noises, noise, noises, late night, late nights, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs
Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...
'Repeat after me, I am small and insignificant.'
'Apparently when children ask lots of questions it's a sign of intelligence.'
'Isn't that cute. She's writing her memoir.'
Children's Spirit Slips Out at Night.
Child running through the forest.
Child jumping into crocodile's mouth.
Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'
'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'