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Driver's Ed instructor: 'I would think about passing you, Albert, if you hadn't driven in reverse down the One Way the wrong way 60 miles an hour over an open manhole ...'kay?'
"I've heard some lame excuses in my time, but "I'm only 7" takes the cake."
'It's called the Sub-Woofer 1200EX. It's designed specifically for the 16-24 year old driver.'
Boy racer with huge sound system
'It's standard procedure. Your rates will come down after a few years in the risk pool.'
Young drivers' guide to road signs
'You keep ducking.'
Man to lady with hair straight out: 'Not easy being a driver's ed teacher, is it?'
"Gracie, just because you understand internal combustion engines...doesn't mean you can drive."
Look, dad! No head!
"The lower you ride, the cooler you are."
'Is this the third turning on the left,Officer?'
"And watch out for those self-driving cars. They're so damn logical, no one knows that they'll do!"