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Santa's not-so-bright younger brother Eugene.
'My brother bites.'
'Lemonade (& Batman)'
'So your big sister is behind me, so what!'
I love my brother!
Dear Diary, I'm moments away from shoveing a pen into my little brother's eye...
'Do you have a Birthday card that smells - It's for my horrible little brother.'
Really obscene and sick swearwords I heard from my older brother! £1 - Each!
'The only reason I take him with me wherever I go, is because the thought of kissing him goodbye makes me feel sick!'
'You've got it easy. All you have to do is to try to go to the bathroom outside your pants.'
'Don't think of it as hand-me-downs. Think of it as recycling.'
'Your old report cards... At least you won't be a tough act to follow.'
'You think you've got it tough? Let me tell you how it was when I was your age!'
'Hey! That's some facial cover-up job!'
'Because there are things that men are better off not knowing -- that's why you shouldn't read your sister's diary.'
'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'
'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk - it's hard to believe we're related.'
"No, I can't uninstall your little brother. So, you'll have to get along with him."