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"Lost a step? Hell, no. Those young zebras are juiced."
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"When I was your age. I was really smelly."
Tags:gorgonzola, camembert, brie, cheese, cheeses, cheese shop, cheese shops, younger generation, younger generations, smell, smells, smelly cheese, smelly cheeses, bad smell, bad smells, next generation, next gen, dairy, dairy product, dairy products, soft cheese, soft cheeses, older generation, older generations, taunt, taunts, taunting, delusion, delusions, delusional, delusions of grandeur
"Nothing happens next. This is it."
Tags:eastern, eastern religion, eastern religions, buddhist, buddhists, buddhism, meditate, meditates, meditation, meditating, young generation, young generations, younger generation, younger generations, expectant, zen, philosophy, philosopher, philosophers, accepting, acceptance, nirvana, age gap, age gaps, generation gap, generation gaps, generational divide, generational division, generational divisions
"For Father's Day, I'm giving my dad an hour of free tech support."
Tags:tech support, fathers day, father's day, gift, gifts, present, presents, technical support, holiday, holidays, young generation, younger generations, computer, computer whiz, computer whizzes, computer nerd, computer nerds, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, computer geek, computer geeks, son, sons, father, fathers, dad, dads
"Fetch is not selling out."
Tags:sellout, sellouts, sell out, sell outs, selling out, fetch, fetches, fetching, play fetch, playing fetch, dog, dogs, younger generation, younger generations, rebellion, rebellions, rebel, rebels, rebelling, teen, teens, teenager, teen-ager, teen-agers, adolescent, accusation, accuse, accuses, accusing, defensive, defensiveness
"My teacher says we can no longer call ourselves snowmen. Some snowmen may identify as snowwomen or vice versa. We must be precipitation neutral."
Tags:snowflake, snowflakes, snowflake generation, snowflake generations, political correctness, politically correct, millennial, millennials, millennial generation, millennial generations, modern times, modern life, modern living, identity, identities, young generation, younger generations, generation gap, generation gaps, cissexism, cissexist
'New technology has transformed our lives - we don't know how anything works anymore.'
"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."
"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."
Tags:generation gap, generation gaps, age differences, millennial, millennials, greatest generation, older generation, older generations, social media, unfriend, unfriending, unfriended, direct, directness, honest, honesty, tact, tactful, tactfulness, grandpa, grandparent, grandparents, social network, social networks, social networking, youth, younger generation, younger generations
"Hi. We're all in the eighteen-to-thirty-four-year-old age group that you're a member of. Come on out and play with us."
Tags:age group, age groups, demo, demos, demographic, demographics, key demo, key demos, key demographic, key demographics, friend, friendship, friendships, friendship group, friendship groups, invitation, invitations, impose, imposes, imposing, imposition, impositions, club, clubs, millennial, millennials, homogeneous, similarity, similarities, same, sameness, play, plays, playing, play date, play dates, ratings, generation, generations, younger generation, younger generations
'I find that when I discuss my research online, younger students will read it if I close with a joke and write LOL.'
"Learning the computer wasn't as hard as learning to tie my shoes, but it was hard."
Tags:learning computers, learn computers, learn to use computer, learn to use computers, learning to use computers, computer, computers, learning to tie shoes, children, children learning computers, younger generation, younger generations, computer literacy, computer literate, generation z, millennial, millennials, toddler, toddlers, ease, ease of learning
"Dear, putting your phone down while eating is not 'living off the grid'."
Tags:off the grid, live off the grid, lives off the grid, living off the grid, phone, phones, generation z, millennial, millennials, unplug, unplugs, unplugging, cell phone, cell phones, smartphones, smartphone, smart phone, smart phones, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, young generation, young generations, younger generation, younger generations
"It's a parental drone my mom uses to keep tabs on me."
Tags:sheltered, shelter, shelters, parent, parenting, parents, protect, protects, protected, protector, protectors, drone, drones, millennial, millennials, keep tabs, keeping tabs, keeps tabs, mother, mothers, mom, mom, mum, mums, mothering, smother, smothers, smothering, smothered, grow up, younger generation, younger generations
This isn't a fortune in the cookie, it's a tweet!
Tags:fortune cookies, fortune cookie, dessert, desserts, younger generation, younger generations, next generation, next generations, interpret, interprets, interpretation, interpretations, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, chinese, chinese restaurants, tweets, tweeting, translate, translates, translation, translations, translating, modern life, modern times, messages, social media, internet
"Well, in my day kiddo, we were well-behaved puppies: we were not sent to puppy school!"
Tags:dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, puppy school, puppy school, puppy training, puppy trainer, puppy trainers, dog trainer, dog trainers, young generation, young generations, younger generation, younger generations, generation gap, generation gaps, grandfather, grandfathers, grandpa, grandpas, bad behaviour, bad behaviours, bad behavior, bad behaviors
"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"
A monkey takes a selfie at a zoo with the tourists.
"When I was your age...we all thought we'd have flying cars by now."
Tags:baldo, future, futurist, futurists, self-obsessed, self-obsessions, self-obsessions, narcissist, narcissists, narcissistic, scientific advances, advance, advances, advancing, voice, voices, scientific advancement, millennial, millennials, millennial generation, millennial generations, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, cell phone, cell phones, younger generation, younger generations, modern life, modern times
"Baldo, have you seen my watch?"
Tags:baldo, watch, watches, wristwatch, wristwatches, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, generation gap, generation gaps, gadget, gadgets, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, gaming device, gaming devices, growing old, growing older, getting old, getting older, younger generation, younger generations, older generation, older generations, age gap, age gaps
"You put it on the line like this...then the rays of the sun dry it!"
"I hear you can order toilet paper over the internet."
'Look, either I don't know I'm born, or things aren't like the good old days. You can't have both.'
'What's with this younger generation, man? That kid of mine is hooked on phonics.'
"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"