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"Turns out he had the body of a much younger man—in his fridge."
'Can you believe it? A young punk like me laying off an old coot like you?'
'Linda, before this goes any further, there's something I think you should know...'
"Maybe the best way we can make Mom see she's too old to have a boyfriend that young is to tell her he's a grape and she's a raisin."
'There's Connie Sinkway. She has quite the reputation for attracting younger men!'
"You may prefer older women now, but when you're 30, Ms. Rogers will be 60!"
"Talk about 'Toy Boys' - I've got dresses older than him!"
Farmer to lady: 'I recently had a cougar sighting. A 40-year old lady was hitting on my 22-year old farm hand.'
'Where have I been all your life? Well I wasn't born for half of it. . .'
'Send me in an executive toy-boy, Marylyn.'
Young Girl: 'Oh YEAH?! Well my Mum's Toy Boy is YOUNGER than YOUR Mum's!'