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"Act your birth order!"
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Santa's not-so-bright younger brother Eugene.
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"And then, as soon as I had carved out my niche, they went and had another kid."
'Evan, I think your little sister may be trapped in there with you!. . . Jennifer! Are you in there, honey?'
'I've learned how to wink! Watch-.'
'What do you like about her?'
'Is that the picky eater website?'
'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'
'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'
'Wear them on thanksgiving instead.'
'Makes sense to me.'
'I've been thinking about this whole Santa thing.'
'You're really going to be in a band?'
'Petey is making a graphic novel!'
'You couldn't be more 9.'
'In my world me is always the choice.'
'Of course not. You're the baby.'
'So, it's equal.'
'Am I the eldest in my family? No, both my parents are older than me!'
'Don't think of it as hand-me-downs. Think of it as recycling.'
'How do you expect them to treat you in a mature way with that thing in your mouth?'
'You think you've got it tough? Let me tell you how it was when I was your age!'
Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.
"No, I can't uninstall your little brother. So, you'll have to get along with him."