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'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'
Man: The Only Animal To Purposely Wear Plaid
"And, what's more, the jury was packed with ungulates."
Tags:ungulate, ungulates, hoof, hooves, hoofed, hooved, cloven hoof, cloven hoofs, goat, goats, impala, impalas, horse, horses, zebra, zebras, bias, biased jury, biased juries, convict, convicts, conviction, jury of your peers, biologist, biologists, biology, predator, predators, prey, prey animal, prey animals, tiger, tigers, lion, lions, big cat, big cats, jail cell, jail cells, prison cell, prisoner, prisoners, excuse, excuses, correctional facilities
"Every year, the zebras get faster and faster."
Tags:zebra, zebras, speed, speedy, predator, predators, prey, lion, lions, big cat, big cats, paranoia, paranoid, left behind, therapist, therapists, therapy, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychological, complex, overwhelmed, overwhelming, overwhelm, pressure, pressures, pressured, pressuring, fast
"Lost a step? Hell, no. Those young zebras are juiced."
Tags:older generation, older generations, complain, complains, complaining, complaint, complaints, zebra, zebras, lion, lions, predator, predators, old guy, old guys, prey, lost a step, lose a step, losing a step, younger generation, younger generations, old age, middle age, middle aged, keep up, keeps up, keeping up, barfly, barflies, passed over, passed by, has-been, has-beens, lost it
"Right. How could anyone look at a rotting zebra corpse and not believe there's a God?"
Tags:zebra, zebras, lion, lions, predator, predators, prey, prey animal, competitor, competitors, competition, executives, executive, business executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, god, theism, theist, theists
"You weren't supposed to see this."
'Aww criminy, Elaine... Did you even look at the dry cleaning when you picked it up?'
"Really? This is my favorite watering hole, too."
'Yeah, Tony, that lawyer you sent me to... he cost me an arm and a leg.'
Really Edward - I don't know what you're so uptight about... I mean, statistically, we're much safer in the air than we are on the ground.
'Everybody has to change to compete.'
"You're the only one in here who had to ask for a knife and fork."
Tags:knife, knives, silverware, dine, dines, dining, eat out, eats out, eating out, table manners, manners, bad manners, lion, lions, kill, kills, killing, zebra, zebras, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, spectacle, public spectacle, public spectacles, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, stand out, stands out, standing out, chew, chews, chewing, loud chewer, loud chewers, loud chewing
'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'
"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."
Tags:god, creator, creators, divine creator, divine creators, animal kingdom, design, designs, designer, designers, artist, artists, artistic, artistry, artistic statement, artistic statements, production design, production designer, production designers, director, directors, fickle, wild animal, wild animals, grand design, production assistant, production assistants, angel, angels, creation, stripes, spots, zebra, zebras, giraffe, giraffes, lion, lions, elephant, elephants, amoeba, amoebae, indecisive, indecision
"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"
Tags:animal, animals, zebra, zebras, lion, lions, mane, manes, jungle, jungles, savannah, savannahs, africa, african, safari, safaris, prey, preys, predator, predator, king of the jungle, familiar, familiar joke, famous joke, famous jokes, irony, ironic, dramatic irony, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphize
'So much for my 'brotherhood of striped animals' idea.'
'Here comes Stewy! Haha! This surprise is gonna kill him!'
Zebra Stripes Caught In Tree.
"Oh, yes, sir, the zebra is fresh."
Sportscasters on the Savannah
'It used to be a dairy farm, but now the milk produces therapeutic proteins, and the eggs contain antibiotics.'