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"Your barn door is open."
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A man ties a woman to the railroad tracks in front of a zipper.
'Son, that's not what's meant by fly fishing.'
Human Sex Chromosomes: Female/Male/Male Who Leaves Fly Open.
"Note the small zipper pocket of your sales kit. It contains a cyanide capsule."
"Psst, Jeff... Your human is down."
'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.'
Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.
Z. V. Langley demonstrates what gave him the idea to invent the zipper.
"There's nothing wrong with your back, you old fool, you've got your tie stuck in your zipper again!"
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That scourge of Victorian London, 'Jack the Zipper' strikes again.
"Your surgery will be easier next time. Instead of stitches, you'e got a zipper."
'Yikes! It IS open! Hey, thanks a lot!'
'Your resume says you pay attention to detail, which I would find easier to buy if your fly wasn't unzipped.'
'This is his third operation in two years. I'm putting in a zipper.'
'I thought the customer was smiling because of my persuasive, brilliant and impressive argument, but then I realized that he was just amused because my fly was down.'
'Your USB port is open.'
'I don't have any money, but I have some valuable information....your fly is open.'
It's great to be a superhero in a full body costume except you can't find the zipper when you're suffering of diarrhoea.
A man is eating soup in a restaurant and there's a zipper in his food - 'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!'