Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
Your daily horoscope.
'I see you visiting the statue of liberty during a snowstorm... Oh wait.'
"Libra (September 23-October 23): Busy, busy, busy."
"Who cares if you're a Sagittarius? What's your Body-Mass Index?"
"This is a heck of a way for a Pisces and an Aquarius to end up."
'My horoscope says, today is a good day to change your zodiac sign.'
Joan was a true believer in Astrology. However, this was the first time she had come face to face with a real member of the Zodiac... a giant scorpio!
'Don't tell me! You're a Leo, right?'
'Oh no! You're a Sagittarian, Ms Cline! Our computer won't approve loans to Sagittarians!'
Chinese New Year of the Tiger.