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"You know, if we didn't walk this way we might get close enough to eat someone."
"That one just paid off college! Let's eat his brains!"
'....I read somewhere that consuming raw flesh could be bad for your health. And given our current state of decomposition, this may not be such a good idea.'
'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'
Zombie Corn Maze
"When did they add this channel?!"
"The brain eating extremists are only a small part of the zombie population."
After the whole 'Zombie apocalypse' debacle, God fires Death.
Suddenly Billy realized that his grandma was right...Now that he was grown up, he did have to beat the women off with a stick.
'This show was filmed in front of a dead studio audience.'
'It's been a long day. I could go for a nice, cold ear.'
"Correction. It's not a zombie apocalypse. They're simply adjusting to daylight savings time."
"No physical is required."
"I'm not sure if your credit life insurance will pay off or not."
'What? This is still a dead language, right?'
"Uhhh, I just need your ID, sir."
"Little help here!"
"I don't think he said 'bran muffins', I think he said 'brain muffins'!"
'You mean like a zombie apolcalypse?'
'But on a positive note, my brain should be safe during a zombie apocalypse.'
'You're a zombie, Carl, now take off that stupid hat and act like one!'
'Of course this game is educational; how else could I prepare for a zombie apocalypse.'
"You've got a bit of brain on the side of your mouth."
The Standing Dead!