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'Your patients did this? But... I thought you're working at the zoo?!'
Phil's last day at work
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"I said I'll be glad when we get to the zoo."
During the U.K. zoo audit some staff have it harder than others.
Mini Zoo: Minor Nighthawk, Pygmy Buffalo, Dwarf Chameleon.
"If you're unhappy in your apartment down there, you're certainly free to move!"
Spiro & Pusho and the giraffe.
'What's wrong with the kangaroo?'
'This snake swallowed a rubber ball...She gave birth to a bouncing baby boa.'
Don't feed the animals.
'Auntie Doreen! Auntie Doreen!'
'Sir, do not feed the animals!'
Elephant with a knot in his trunk.
Zookeeper who looks after the elephants has equally large wife.
'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'
'I could concentrate on finding your husband better if that creature would stop burping!'
"I'm not sure what to think of his liking the same shows that I watch."
'It means the public, Bill, not the keepers.'
'Could you switch me to the night shift? -- All this morning breath is getting to me!'
Good boy! Every little helps!
'They're hungry. We're gonna need some pizzas until we get this thing ironed out...'
"Hopkins has been in charge of our giraffes for 25 years!"
'I dont't know how many times I've told him not to bring his work home with him!'