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The Wilsons visit the wrong petting zoo.
Tags:petting zoo, petting zoos, zoo, zoos, zoo enclosure, zoo enclosures, zoo animal, zoo animals, inappropriate, inappropriate behaviour, inappropriate behavior, kid, kids, mating ritual, mating rituals, monkey, monkeys, kid, kids, r-rated, r rated, tourist, tourists, tourist attraction, tourist attractions
Please Do Not Feed The Animals/Please Do Not Eat The People
Tags:zoo, zoos, zoo enclosure, zoo enclosures, zoo animal, zoo animals, lion, lions, lion pack, lion packs, lion enclosure, lion enclosures, tourist, tourists, tourist attraction, tourist attractions, predator, predators, prey, preys, zookeeper, zookeepers, zoo keeper, zoo keepers, food chain, food-chain
Feed the alligators.
"This is my man cave."
'The keepers will be in soon - we better get back to the straw and bamboo.'
'Will frolic in trees, or whatever it is we do, for food.'
"Apparently, they learn a great deal by watching us."
"Feels like an elephant trunk...."
Man sees very hairy bear in zoo cage named Lady Godiva.
"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."
Tags:gated community, gated communities, giraffe, giraffes, zoo, zoos, researcher, researchers, zoology, zoologist, zoologists, moving home, moving house, zoo keeper, zoo keepers, new home, new homes, new house, new houses, residential community, residential communities, zoo enclosure, zoo enclosures, tourist attractions, animal rights, animal activist, animal activists
"The zoo was better."
Do Not Feed the Animals
"I'm sorry, but it's time to perform."
Tags:monkey, monkeys, string quartet, string quartets, musician, musicians, chimp, chimps, chimpanzee, chimpanzees, ape, apes, performing monkey, performing monkeys, orchestra, orchestras, zoo, zoos, zoo enclosure, zoo enclosures, zoo keeper, zoo keepers, tea break, tea party, team parties, tea breaks, tourist attraction, tourist attractions
"Typical, I can't see the snake for all this darn foliage!"
"You're looking at an endangered species, son."
Zoo gate and Ooz door.
'How are you keeping?'
His newly found confidence was short lived.
"No, I wasn't born in a zoo, so I can teach you Chinese if you want..."
'This is why I believe in intelligent design. There's no way I'm related to that!'
Hairy Zoo bear is named Lady Godiva.
'Seriously, that guy was such an idiot he wasn't even worth wasting spit on...'
Zoo: No Hunting.