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Elephant falls in love with sneezing zookeeper
"You left the tigers' cage open last night!"
'First, I had a frog in my throat. Then I had butterflies in my stomach - and now, a cat has got my tongue, I quit.'
Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'
"There's an elephant in the room and no zookeeper."
Please Do Not Feed The Animals/Please Do Not Eat The People
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"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."
"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."
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Tags:zoo, zoologist, escape, escape plan, work, workers, time card, punch out, punch out of work, job, jobs, clock out, clock out of work, employee, employees, wage card, wages, employer, employers, employment, career, careers, animals, alternate reality, parallel universe, multiverse, sci fi, sci-fi, science fiction, fantasy, role reversal, zookeeper, zookeepers
Charles Darwin Zoo - Missing Lynx
"It's an exact replica of the kind of zoo they would usually live in."
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'I really need to get rid of that ceiling fan!'
'You were doing what to an elephant when it stepped on your foot?'
Zoo ice cream stands
Tags:lion, lions, zoo, zoos, predator, predators, food chain, food chains, the food chains, ice cream, ice creams, ice cream cone, ice cream cornet, ice cream cart, ice cream carts, ice cream stand, ice cream stands, ice-cream, ice-cream cone, hunger, hungry, ice cream vendor, ice cream vendors, zookeeper, zookeepers, zoo staff, zoo staff
'Your patients did this? But... I thought you're working at the zoo?!'
Elephant Poop Scoop
Phil's last day at work
Tags:tiger, tigers, lions, zookeeper, zookeepers, zoo keeper, zoo keepers, zoo-keeper, zoo-keepers, faux-pas, lion, zoo, faux pas, mistake, cock-up, awkward, ominous, whoa, careless, health, safety, animals, status, insult, dis, disrespect, respect, title, honour, honor, dishonor, treatment, last day, last mistake
"I said I'll be glad when we get to the zoo."
'He is such an awkward sod I stopped pandering to him.'
'Tell me Mr Fish has growing up in this environment affected you in anyway?'
'At last! Thanks so much for curing my constipation doc! Doc?'
'Get me outta here! The zoo-keeper is trying to poison me.'
During the U.K. zoo audit some staff have it harder than others.
Do Not Feed the Animals